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    FRIDAY DECEMBER 15, 2017
 

 

    "Keep close to Nature’s heart…and break clear away, once in awhile, and climb a mountain or spend a week in the woods.  Wash your spirit

      clean.  John Muir

 

 

 

 

Coaches Hot Seat Quotes of the Day - Friday, December 15, 2017 - John Muir

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“Keep close to Nature’s heart…and break clear away, once in awhile, and climb a mountain or spend a week in the woods. Wash your spirit clean.”

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“When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it hitched to everything else in the universe.”

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“The power of imagination makes us infinite.”

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“Take a course in good water and air; and in the eternal youth of Nature you may renew your own. Go quietly, alone; no harm will befall you.”

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“In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks.”

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“How glorious a greeting the sun gives the mountains!”

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“Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul.”

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“Climb the mountains and get their good tidings.”

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“Walk away quietly in any direction and taste the freedom of the mountaineer. Camp out among the grasses and gentians of glacial meadows, in craggy garden nooks full of nature’s darlings. Climb the mountains and get their good tidings, Nature’s peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. The winds will blow their own freshness into you and the storms their energy, while cares will drop off like autumn leaves. As age comes on, one source of enjoyment after another is closed, but nature’s sources never fail.” Our National Parks, 1901

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“Yosemite Park is a place of rest, a refuge from the roar and dust and weary, nervous, wasting work of the lowlands, in which one gains the advantages of both solitude and society. Nowhere will you find more company of a soothing peace-be-still kind. Your animal fellow-beings, so seldom regarded in civilization, and every rock-brow and mountain, stream, and lake, and every plant soon come to be regarded as brothers; even one learns to like the storms and clouds and tireless winds. This one noble park is big enough and rich enough for a whole life of study and aesthetic enjoyment. It is good for everybody, no matter how benumbed with care, encrusted with a mail of business habits like a tree with bark. None can escape its charms. Its natural beauty cleans and warms like a fire, and you will be willing to stay forever in one place like a tree.” The National Parks, 1896

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“The mountains are calling and I must go.”

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“Another glorious Sierra day in which one seems to be dissolved and absorbed and sent pulsing onward we know not where. Life seems neither long nor short, and we take no more heed to save time or make haste than do the trees and stars. This is true freedom, a good practical sort of immortality.”

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“Going to the mountains is going home.”

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“The view we enjoyed from the summit [of Mount Rainier] could hardly be surpassed in sublimity and grandeur; but one feels far from home so high in the sky, so much so that one is inclined to guess that, apart from the acquisition of knowledge and the exhilaration of climbing, more pleasure is to be found at the foot of the mountains than on their tops. Doubly happy, however, is the man to whom lofty mountain tops are within reach, for the lights that shine there illumine all that lies below.”

Wikipedia Page: John Muir

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Coaches Hot Seat Quotes of the Day - Thursday, December 14, 2017 - Andrew Grove

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“Leaders have to act more quickly today. The pressure comes much faster.”

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“Success breeds complacency. Complacency breeds failure. Only the paranoid survive.”

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“So give me a turbulent world as opposed to a quiet world and I’ll take the turbulent one.”

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“There is at least one point in the history of any company when you have to change dramatically to rise to the next level of performance. Miss that moment – and you start to decline.”

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“It’s not enough to make time for your children. There are certain stages in their lives when you have to give them the time when they want it. You can’t run your family like a company. It doesn’t work.”

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“A fundamental rule in technology says that whatever can be done will be done.”

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“A corporation is a living organism; it has to continue to shed its skin. Methods have to change. Focus has to change. Values have to change. The sum total of those changes is transformation.”

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“You have to pretend you’re 100 percent sure. You have to take action; you can’t hesitate or hedge your bets. Anything less will condemn your efforts to failure.”

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“Stressing output is the key to improving productivity, while looking to increase activity can result in just the opposite.”

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“Our biggest competition in achieving our ambitions, … is a television set.”

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“Technology happens, it’s not good, it’s not bad. Is steel good or bad?”

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“Your career is your business, and you are its CEO.”

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“The Lesson is, we all need to expose ourselves to the winds of change”

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“Strategic changes doesn’t just start at the top. It starts with your calender”

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“The person who is the star of previous era is often the last one to adapt to change, the last one to yield to logic of a strategic inflection point and tends to fall harder than most.”

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“If you’re wrong, you will die. But most companies don’t die because they are wrong; most die because they don’t commit themselves. They fritter away their valuable resources while attempting to make a decision. The greatest danger is in Standing still”

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“Selectivity – the determination to choose what we will attempt to get done and what we won’t – is the only way out of the panic that excessive demands on our time can create.”

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“Business success contains the seeds of its own destruction. The more Successful you are, the more people want a chunk of your business and then another chunk and then another until there is nothing”

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“People in the trenches are usually in touch with impending changes early”

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“It’s harder to be the best of class in several fields than in just one”

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“How can you motivate yourself to continue to follow a leader when he appears to be going around in circles?”

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“A strategic inflection point is a time in the life of business when its fundamentals are about to change. that change can mean an opportunity to rise to new heights. But it may just as likely signal the beginning of the end”

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“As we throw ourselves into raw actions, our senses and instincts will rapidly be honed again”

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“Just as you would not permit a fellow employee to steal a piece of office equipment worth $2,000, you shouldn’t let anyone walk away with the time of his fellow managers.”

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“Bad companies are destroyed by crisis, Good companies survive them, Great companies are improved by them.”

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“You need to try to do the impossible, to anticipate the unexpected. And when the unexpected happens, you should double the efforts to make order from the disorder it creates in your life. The motto I’m advocating is — Let chaos reign, then rein chaos. Does that mean that you shouldn’t plan? Not at all. You need to plan the way a fire department plans. It cannot anticipate fires, so it has to shape a flexible organization that is capable of responding to unpredictable events.”

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“You have no choice but to operate in a world shaped by globalization and the information revolution. There are two options: adapt or die.”

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“I think it is very important for you to do two things: act on your temporary conviction as if it was a real conviction; and when you realize that you are wrong, correct course very quickly”

Wikipedia: Andrew Grove

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Coaches Hot Seat Quotes of the Day - Wednesday, December 13, 2017 - Harry Truman

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“A pessimist is one who makes difficulties of his opportunities and an optimist is one who makes opportunities of his difficulties.”

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“A president either is constantly on top of events or, if he hesitates, events will soon be on top of him. I never felt that I could let up for a moment.”

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“All my life, whenever it comes time to make a decision, I make it and forget about it.”

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“America was not built on fear. America was built on courage, on imagination and an unbeatable determination to do the job at hand.”

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“Carry the battle to them. Don’t let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive and don’t ever apologize for anything.”

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“I do not believe there is a problem in this country or the world today which could not be settled if approached through the teaching of the Sermon on the Mount.”

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“I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.”

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“I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth and they thought it was hell.”

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“I remember when I first came to Washington. For the first six months you wonder how the hell you ever got here. For the next six months you wonder how the hell the rest of them ever got here.”

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“If I hadn’t been President of the United States, I probably would have ended up a piano player in a bawdy house.”

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“If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.”

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“In reading the lives of great men, I found that the first victory they won was over themselves… self-discipline with all of them came first.”

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“It’s a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it’s a depression when you lose yours.”

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“My choice early in life was either to be a piano-player in a whorehouse or a politician. And to tell the truth, there’s hardly any difference.”

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“My father was not a failure. After all, he was the father of a president of the United States.”

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“The buck stops here!”

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“The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all.”

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“The President is always abused. If he isn’t, he isn’t doing anything.”

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“The reward of suffering is experience.”

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“When even one American – who has done nothing wrong – is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth – then all Americans are in peril.”

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“When you get to be President, there are all those things, the honors, the twenty-one gun salutes, all those things. You have to remember it isn’t for you. It’s for the Presidency.”

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“You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your parents came from. It is a belief that all men are created free and equal and that everyone deserves an even break.”

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“You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.”

Wikipedia: Harry Truman

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Coaches Hot Seat Quotes of the Day - Tuesday, December 12, 2017 - Joseph Campbell

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“A hero is someone who has given his or her life to something bigger than oneself.”

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“Find a place inside where there’s joy, and the joy will burn out the pain.”

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“Follow your bliss and the universe will open doors where there were only walls.”

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“I don’t believe people are looking for the meaning of life as much as they are looking for the experience of being alive.”

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“Is the system going to flatten you out and deny you your humanity, or are you going to be able to make use of the system to the attainment of human purposes?”

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“It is by going down into the abyss that we recover the treasures of life. Where you stumble, there lies your treasure.”

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“Life is without meaning. You bring the meaning to it. The meaning of life is whatever you ascribe it to be. Being alive is the meaning.”

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“Opportunities to find deeper powers within ourselves come when life seems most challenging.”

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“The big question is whether you are going to be able to say a hearty yes to your adventure.”

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“The goal of life is to make your heartbeat match the beat of the universe, to match your nature with Nature.”

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“The privilege of a lifetime is being who you are.”

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“We must let go of the life we have planned, so as to accept the one that is waiting for us.”

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“When we quit thinking primarily about ourselves and our own self-preservation, we undergo a truly heroic transformation of consciousness.”

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“When you make the sacrifice in marriage, you’re sacrificing not to each other but to unity in a relationship.”

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“Your life is the fruit of your own doing. You have no one to blame but yourself.”

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“Your sacred space is where you can find yourself again and again.”

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“It’s only when a man tames his own demons that he becomes the king of himself if not of the world.”

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“The achievement of the hero is one that he is ready for and it’s really a manifestation of his character.”

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“People say that what we’re all seeking is a meaning for life. I don’t think that’s what we’re really seeking. I think what we’re seeking is an experience of being alive, so that our life experiences on the purely physical plane will have resonance within our own innermost being and reality, so that we actually feel the rapture of being alive. That’s what it’s all finally about.”

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“One thing that comes out in myths is that at the bottom of the abyss comes the voice of salvation. The black moment is the moment when the real message of transformation is going to come. At the darkest moment comes the light.”

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“The way to find out about your happiness is to keep your mind on those moments when you feel most happy, when you really are happy-not excited, not just thrilled, but deeply happy. This requires a little bit of self analysis. What is it that makes you happy? Stay with it, no matter what people tell you. This is what I call “following your bliss.”

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“The happy ending of the fairy tale, the myth, and the divine comedy of the soul, is to be read, not as a contradiction, but as a transcendence of the universal tragedy of man. …Tragedy is the shattering of the forms and of our attachment to the forms… the two are the terms of a single mythological theme… the down-going and the up-coming (kathados and anodos), which together constitute the totality of the revelation that is life, and which the individual must know and love if he is to be purged (katharsis=purgatorio) of the contagion of sin (disobedience to the divine will) and death (identification with the mortal form). “All things are changing; nothing dies…”

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“Eternity isn’t some later time. Eternity isn’t a long time. Eternity has nothing to do with time. Eternity is that dimension of here and now which thinking and time cuts out. This is it. And if you don’t get it here, you won’t get it anywhere. And the experience of eternity right here and now is the function of life. There’s a wonderful formula that the Buddhists have for the Bodhisattva, the one whose being (sattva) is illumination (bodhi), who realizes his identity with eternity and at the same time his participation in time. And the attitude is not to withdraw from the world when you realize how horrible it is, but to realize that this horror is simply the foreground of a wonder and to come back and participate in it. “All life is sorrowful” is the first Buddhist saying, and it is. It wouldn’t be life if there were not temporality involved which is sorrow. Loss, loss, loss.”

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“Follow your bliss.”

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“Bill Moyers: Unlike heroes such as Prometheus or Jesus, we’re not going on our journey to save the world but to save ourselves.
Joseph Campbell: But in doing that you save the world. The influence of a vital person vitalizes, there’s no doubt about it. The world without spirit is a wasteland. People have the notion of saving the world by shifting things around, changing the rules, and who’s on top, and so forth. No, no! Any world is a valid world if it’s alive. The thing to do is to bring life to it, and the only way to do that is to find in your own case where the life is and become alive yourself.”

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“Marx teaches us to blame society for our frailties, Freud teaches us to blame our parents, and astrology teaches us to blame the universe. The only place to look for blame is within: you didn’t have the guts to bring up your full moon and live the life that was your potential.”

Wikipedia: Joseph Campbell

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Coaches Hot Seat Quotes of the Day - Monday, December 11, 2017 - Walt Whitman

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“Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes.”

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“Re-examine all that you have been told… dismiss that which insults your soul.”

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“I have learned that to be with those I like is enough.”

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“After you have exhausted what there is in business, politics, conviviality, and so on – have found that none of these finally satisfy, or permanently wear – what remains? Nature remains.”

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“I believe a leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars.”

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“If you done it, it ain’t bragging.”

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“Keep your face always toward the sunshine – and shadows will fall behind you.”

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“There is no week nor day nor hour when tyranny may not enter upon this country, if the people lose their roughness and spirit of defiance.”

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“The genius of the United States is not best or most in its executives or legislatures, nor in its ambassadors or authors or colleges, or churches, or parlors, nor even in its newspapers or inventors, but always most in the common people.”

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“Have you learned the lessons only of those who admired you, and were tender with you, and stood aside for you? Have you not learned great lessons from those who braced themselves against you, and disputed passage with you?”

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“Oh while I live, to be the ruler of life, not a slave, to meet life as a powerful conqueror, and nothing exterior to me will ever take command of me.”

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“I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best.”

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“I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don’t believe I deserved my friends.”

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“Be curious, not judgmental.”

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“I see great things in baseball. It’s our game – the American game.”

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“Behold I do not give lectures or a little charity, When I give I give myself.”

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“The future is no more uncertain than the present.”

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‘Nothing endures but personal qualities.”

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“The United States themselves are essentially the greatest poem.”

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“All faults may be forgiven of him who has perfect candor.”

Wikipedia: Walt Whitman

 

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Coaches Hot Seat Quotes of the Day - Sunday, December 10, 2017 - Ernest Hemingway

“Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”

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“I like to listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully. Most people never listen.”

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“Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl.”

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“When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea.”

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“Forget your personal tragedy. We are all bitched from the start and you especially have to be hurt like hell before you can write seriously. But when you get the damned hurt use it — don’t cheat with it.”

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“The world breaks everyone and afterward many are strong at the broken places. But those that will not break it kills. It kills the very good and the very gentle and the very brave impartially. If you are none of these you can be sure it will kill you too but there will be no special hurry.” A Farewell to Arms

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“If we win here we will win everywhere. The world is a fine place and worth the fighting for and I hate very much to leave it.” For Whom the Bell Tolls

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“Today is only one day in all the days that will ever be. But what will happen in all the other days that ever come can depend on what you do today. It’s been that way all this year. It’s been that way so many times. All of war is that way.” For Whom the Bell Tolls

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“Man is not made for defeat. A man can be destroyed but not defeated.” The Old Man and the Sea

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“Write me at the Hotel Quintana, Pamplona, Spain. Or don’t you like to write letters. I do because it’s such a swell way to keep from working and yet feel you’ve done something” Letter to F. Scott Fitzgerald, July 1, 1925

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“I’ve tried to reduce profanity but I reduced so much profanity when writing the book that I’m afraid not much could come out. Perhaps we will have to consider it simply as a profane book and hope that the next book will be less profane or perhaps more sacred.” About his book, The Sun Also Rises in a letter, August 21, 1926

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“Grace under pressure.”

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“I’ve been in love (truly) with five women, the Spanish Republic and the 4th Infantry Division.” Letter to Marlene Dietrich, July 1, 1930

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“All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn… American writing comes from that. There was nothing before. There has been nothing as good since.”

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“However you make your living is where your talent lies.”

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“Ezra was right half the time, and when he was wrong, he was so wrong you were never in any doubt about it.” On Ezra Pound, as quoted in The New Republic, November 11, 1936

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“All my life I’ve looked at words as though I were seeing them for the first time.”

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“There’s no one thing that’s true. It’s all true.”

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“Never confuse movement with action.”

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“If you are lucky enough to have lived in Paris as a young man, then wherever you go for the rest of your life, it stays with you, for Paris is a moveable feast.”

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“Hesitation increases in relation to risk in equal proportion to age.”

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“The individual, the great artist when he comes, uses everything that has been discovered or known about his art up to that point, being able to accept or reject in a time so short it seems that the knowledge was born with him, rather than that he takes instantly what it takes the ordinary man a lifetime to know, and then the great artist goes beyond what has been done or known and makes something of his own.” Death in the Afternoon

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“There are some things which cannot be learned quickly, and time, which is all we have, must be paid heavily for their acquiring. They are the very simplest things and because it takes a man’s life to know them the little new that each man gets from life is very costly and the only heritage he has to leave.” Death in the Afternoon

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“It is good to have an end to journey toward; but it is the journey that matters, in the end.”

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“The first and final thing you have to do in this world is to last it and not be smashed by it.”

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“There is nothing else than now. There is neither yesterday, certainly, nor is there any tomorrow. How old must you be before you know that? There is only now, and if now is only two days, then two days is your life and everything in it will be in proportion. This is how you live a life in two days. And if you stop complaining and asking for what you never will get, you will have a good life. A good life is not measured by any biblical span.” For Whom the Bell Tolls

Wikipedia: Ernest Hemingway

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Coaches Hot Seat Quotes of the Day - Saturday, December 9, 2017 - Mike Krzyzewski, "Coach K"

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“Effective teamwork begins and ends with communication.”

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“A common mistake among those who work in sport is spending a disproportional amount of time on “x’s and o’s” as compared to time spent learning about people.”

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“I define passion as extreme emotion.”

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“When you are passionate, you always have your destination in sight and you are not distracted by obstacles. Because you love what you are pursuing, things like rejection and setbacks will not hinder you in your pursuit. You believe that nothing can stop you!”

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“I don’t look at myself as a basketball coach. I look at myself as a leader who happens to coach basketball.”

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“Confrontation simply means meeting the truth head-on.”

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“Believe that the loose ball that you are chasing has your name on it.”

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“It takes courage not only to make decisions, but to live with those decisions afterward.”

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“During critical periods, a leader is not allowed to feel sorry for himself, to be down, to be angry, or to be weak. Leaders must beat back these emotions.”

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“You have to work hard at staying in contact with your friends so that the relationships will continue and live on… Friendships, along with love, make life worth living.”

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“In our program, the truth is the basis of all that we do. There is nothing more important than the truth because there’s nothing more powerful than the truth. Consequently, on our team, we always tell one another the truth. We must be honest with one another. There is no other way.”

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“Every leader needs to remember that a healthy respect for authority takes time to develop. It’s like building trust. You don’t instantly have trust, it has to be earned.”

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“In leadership, there are no words more important than trust. In any organization, trust must be developed among every member of the team if success is going to be achieved.”

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“Discipline is doing what you are supposed to do in the best possible manner at the time you are supposed to do it.”

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“There are five fundamental qualities that make every team great: communication, trust, collective responsibility, caring and pride. I like to think of each as a separate finger on the fist. Any one individually is important. But all of them together are unbeatable.”

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“Erect no artificial walls that might limit potential, stifle creativity, or shackle innovation.”

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“Leaders should be reliable without being predictable. They should be consistent without being anticipated.”

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“Courage and confidence are what decision making is all about.”

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“Encourage members of your team to take the initiative and act on their own.”

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“People want to be on a team. They want to be part of something bigger than themselves. They want to be in a situation where they feel that they are doing something for the greater good.”

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“That’s what I do now: I lead and I teach. If we win basketball games from doing that, then that’s great, but I lead and teach. Those are the two things I concentrate on.”

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“When we don’t match another team’s intensity—that doesn’t happen very often—then all of a sudden we do ‘J.J.-watching,’ where we’re watching J.J. play. We might as well get tickets and sit behind the bench. No one is doing anything out there.”

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“The truth is that many people set rules to keep from making decisions.”

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“A basketball team is like the five fingers on your hand. If you can get them all together, you have a fist. That’s how I want you to play.”

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“I have a rule on my team: when we talk to one another, we look each other right in the eye, because I think it’s tough to lie to somebody. You give respect to somebody.”

Wikipedia: Mike Krzyzewski – “Coach K”

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Coaches Hot Seat Quotes of the Day - Friday, December 8, 2017 - B. B. King

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“Jazz is the big brother of the blues. If a guy’s playing blues like we play, he’s in high school. When he starts playing jazz it’s like going on to college, to a school of higher learning.”

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“When people treat you mean, you dislike them for that, but not because of their person, who they are. I was born and raised in a segregated society, but when I left there, I had nobody I disliked other than the people that’d mistreated me, and that only lasted for as long as they were mistreating me.”

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“I don’t have a favorite song that I’ve written. But I do have a favorite song: ‘Always on My Mind,’ the Willie Nelson version. If I could sing it like he do, I would sing it every night. I like the story it tells.”

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“I don’t care for the music when they’re talking bad about women because I think women are God’s greatest gift to the planet – I just like music.”

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“I was born on a plantation, and things weren’t so good. We didn’t have any money. I never thought of the word ‘poor’ ’til I got to be a man, but when you live in a house that you can always peek out of and see what kind of day it is, you’re not doing so well. And your rest room is not inside the house.”

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“I’ve said that playing the blues is like having to be black twice. Stevie Ray Vaughan missed on both counts, but I never noticed.”

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“Everybody wants to go to Heaven, but no one wants to die to get there!”

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“My mother was a very beautiful lady, I thought. She was very good to me. I guess – she died when I was nine and a half, but if she had lived, I probably wouldn’t be trying to play guitar. She wanted me to be known, but as something else. Not a guitar player.”

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“The beautiful thing about learning is nobody can take it away from you.”

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“I liked blues from the time my mother used to take me to church. I started to listen to gospel music, so I liked that. But I had an aunt at that time, my mother’s aunt who bought records by people like Lonnie Johnson, Robert Johnson, Blind Lemon Jefferson, and a few others.”

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“I don’t like anybody to be angry with me. I’d rather have friends.”

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“We all have idols. Play like anyone you care about but try to be yourself while you’re doing so.”

And

“When I do eventually drop, I pray to God that it’ll happen in one of three ways. Firstly, on stage or leaving the stage, then secondly in my sleep. And the third way? You’ll have to figure that out for yourself!”

And

“I never use that word, retire.”

And

“There are so many sounds I still want to make, so many things I haven’t yet done.”

And

“Growing up, I was taught that a man has to defend his family. When the wolf is trying to get in, you gotta stand in the doorway.”

And

“The blues was bleeding the same blood as me.”

And

“It seems like I always had to work harder than other people. Those nights when everybody else is asleep, and you sit in your room trying to play scales.”

And

“The blues was like that problem child that you may have had in the family. You was a little bit ashamed to let anybody see him, but you loved him. You just didn’t know how other people would take it.”

And

“I think of guitar players in terms of doctors: you have the doctor for your heart, the cardiologist, then one that works on your feet, your leg. But I believe George Benson is the one that plays all over. To me, he would be the M.D. of them all.”

And

“When you don’t have much money, you worry that they’ll just put you in the ground someplace and your loved ones won’t know where you are.”

And

“As for my band, well, my mentors were Duke Ellington, Benny Goodman, Jimmie Lunceford, and no one had a band more smartly dressed than Duke.”

And

“I would sit on the street corners in my hometown of Indianola, Mississippi, and I would play. And, generally, I would start playing gospel songs.”

And

“I call myself a blues singer, but you ain’t never heard me call myself a blues guitar man.”

And

“If there was no ladies, I wouldn’t wanna be on the planet. Ladies, friends, and music – without those three, I wouldn’t wanna be here.”

And

“Everything I record, I just try to sound like me and come up with songs that suit what I do, and then just go for it.”

And

“If you can’t get your songs to people one way, you have to find another.”

And

“I don’t try to just be a blues singer – I try to be an entertainer. That has kept me going.”

And

“What don’t I want to learn? I have how-to books, history, nature. Ain’t nobody here saying, ‘You’d better learn this.’ But I still think I’ve got a head on my shoulders, and it pleases me.”

And

“If you want to be a good blues singer, people are going to be down on you, so dress like you’re going to the bank to borrow money.”

And

“I guess you can look at me, and tell I’m the old man. My name is BB King.”

And

“I never wanted to be like other blues singers. I might like hearing them play, but I’ve never wanted to be anyone other than myself. There are a few people that I’ve wished I could play like, but when I tried, it didn’t work.”

Wikipedia: B. B. King

www.bbking.com

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Coaches Hot Seat Quotes of the Day - Thursday, December 7, 2017 - Franklin D. Roosevelt

 

“A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people.”

And

“Be sincere; be brief; be seated.”

And

“Confidence… thrives on honesty, on honor, on the sacredness of obligations, on faithful protection and on unselfish performance. Without them it cannot live.”

And

“I do not look upon these United States as a finished product. We are still in the making.”

And

“I pledge you, I pledge myself, to a new deal for the American people.”

And

“I’m not the smartest fellow in the world, but I can sure pick smart colleagues.”

And

“In our seeking for economic and political progress, we all go up – or else we all go down.”

And

“It is the duty of the President to propose and it is the privilege of the Congress to dispose.”

And

“It isn’t sufficient just to want – you’ve got to ask yourself what you are going to do to get the things you want.”

And

“Let us never forget that government is ourselves and not an alien power over us. The ultimate rulers of our democracy are not a President and senators and congressmen and government officials, but the voters of this country.”

And

“Men are not prisoners of fate, but only prisoners of their own minds.”

And

“Nobody will ever deprive the American people of the right to vote except the American people themselves and the only way they could do this is by not voting.”

And

“Rules are not necessarily sacred, principles are.”

And

“Take a method and try it. If it fails, admit it frankly, and try another. But by all means, try something.”

And

“The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.”

And

“The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.”

And

“The overwhelming majority of Americans are possessed of two great qualities a sense of humor and a sense of proportion.”

And

“The truth is found when men are free to pursue it.”

And

“The United States Constitution has proved itself the most marvelously elastic compilation of rules of government ever written.”

And

“There are many ways of going forward, but only one way of standing still.”

And

“There is nothing I love as much as a good fight.”

And

“We have always held to the hope, the belief, the conviction that there is a better life, a better world, beyond the horizon.”

And

“This is preeminently the time to speak the truth, the whole truth, frankly and boldly. Nor need we shrink from honestly facing conditions in our country today. This great Nation will endure as it has endured, will revive and will prosper. So, first of all, let me assert my firm belief that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself — nameless, unreasoning, unjustified terror which paralyzes needed efforts to convert retreat into advance. In every dark hour of our national life a leadership of frankness and vigor has met with that understanding and support of the people themselves which is essential to victory.” First Inaugural Address, 4 March 1933

And

“Happiness lies not in the mere possession of money; it lies in the joy of achievement, in the thrill of creative effort.”

And

“The real truth of the matter is, as you and I know, that a financial element in the larger centers has owned the Government ever since the days of Andrew Jackson — and I am not wholly excepting the Administration of W. W. The country is going through a repetition of Jackson’s fight with the Bank of the United States — only on a far bigger and broader basis.” Letter to Col. Edward Mandell House, 21 November 1933

And

“Yes, we are on the way back — not by mere chance, not by a turn of the cycle. We are coming back more soundly than ever before because we planned it that way, and don’t let anybody tell you differently.” Speech at the Citadel, 23 October 1935

And

“In the future days which we seek to make secure, we look forward to a world founded upon four essential human freedoms.

The first is freedom of speech and expression — everywhere in the world.

The second is freedom of every person to worship God in his own way — everywhere in the world.

The third is freedom from want, which, translated into world terms, means economic understandings which will secure to every nation a healthy peacetime life for its inhabitants — everywhere in the world.

The fourth is freedom from fear, which, translated into world terms, means a world-wide reduction of armaments to such a point and in such a thorough fashion that no nation will be in a position to commit an act of physical aggression against any neighbor — anywhere in the world.

That is no vision of a distant millennium. It is a definite basis for a kind of world attainable in our own time and generation.”
The Four Freedoms Speech, January 6, 1941

And

“We must scrupulously guard the civil rights and civil liberties of all our citizens, whatever their background. We must remember that any oppression, any injustice, any hatred, is a wedge designed to attack our civilization.”
Greeting to the American Committee for the Protection of the Foreign Born, Washington, D.C., 9 January 1940

And

“There is a mysterious cycle in human events. To some generations much is given. Of other generations much is expected. This generation of Americans has a rendezvous with destiny.” Speech to the Democratic National Convention, 1936

And

“We do not see faith, hope, and charity as unattainable ideals, but we use them as stout supports of a nation fighting the fight for freedom in a modern civilization.” Speech to the Democratic National Convention, 1936

And

“Yesterday, December 7, 1941 — a date which will live in infamy — the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by naval and air forces of the Empire of Japan.

The United States was at peace with that nation, and, at the solicitation of Japan, was still in conversation with its government and its Emperor looking toward the maintenance of peace in the Pacific.

It will be recorded that the distance of Hawaii from Japan makes it obvious that the attack was deliberately planned many days or even weeks ago. During the intervening time the Japanese Government has deliberately sought to deceive the United States by false statements and expressions of hope for continued peace.

As Commander-in-Chief of the Army and Navy I have directed that all measures be taken for our defense, that always will our whole nation remember the character of the onslaught against us. No matter how long it may take us to overcome this premeditated invasion, the American people, in their righteous might, will win through to absolute victory.

Hostilities exist. There is no blinking at the fact that our people, our territory and our interests are in grave danger. With confidence in our armed forces, with the unbounding determination of our people, we will gain the inevitable triumph, so help us God.

I ask that the Congress declare that since the unprovoked and dastardly attack by Japan on Sunday, December 7, 1941, a state of war has existed between the United States and the Japanese Empire.” Response to the attack on Pearl Harbor, 1941

Wikipedia: Franklin D. Roosevelt

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Coaches Hot Seat Quotes of the Day - Wednesday, December 6, 2017 - Lewis Grizzard

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“I don’t think I’ll get married again. I’ll just find a woman I don’t like and give her a house. “

And

“I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married. “

And

“Life is like a dogsled race. If you ain’t the lead dog, the scenery never changes.”

And

“It’s difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato. “

And

“Sex hasn’t been the same since women started enjoying it. “

And

“The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity. “

And

“The public, more often than not, will forgive mistakes, but it will not forgive trying to wriggle and weasel out of one.”

And

“You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, ‘What’s in it for me?’ “

And

“The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life’s most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put rum or bourbon in it.”

And

“Being a newspaper columnist is like being married to a nymphomaniac. It’s great for the first two weeks.”

And

“Baptists never make love standing up. They’re afraid someone might see them and think they’re dancing.”

And

“I have three ex-wives. I can’t remember any of their names, so I just call ’em Plaintiff.”

And

“I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.”

And

“In the south there’s a difference between ‘Naked’ and ‘Nekkid.’ ‘Naked’ means you don’t have any clothes on. ‘Nekkid’ means you don’t have any clothes on … and you’re up to somethin’.”

And

“Kinky sex involves the use of duck feathers. Perverted sex involves the whole duck.”

And

“Real estate agents are God’s plague on mankind when locusts are out of season.”

And

“Women who drink white wine either want to get married, sell you a piece of real estate, or redecorate your house. Either way, it’s expensive.”

And

“Lewis’ advice to Atlantans in case of nuclear war: “If you live on the South side of Atlanta, get on I-75 and go south. If you live of the North side of Atlanta get on I-75 and go north. If you are a Yankee get on 285.” (Note to all you Yankees — I-285 is a continuous loop around the city)”

And

“I get letters from people who say, ‘What have you got against women?’ What could I possibly have against women? I’ve married three of them.”

Wikipedia: Lewis Grizzard

 

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Coaches Hot Set Quotes of the Day - Tuesday, December 5, 2017 - Michelangelo

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“A beautiful thing never gives so much pain as does failing to hear and see it.”

And

“Every block of stone has a statue inside it and it is the task of the sculptor to discover it.”

And

“Faith in oneself is the best and safest course.”

And

“Genius is eternal patience.”

And

“It is necessary to keep one’s compass in one’s eyes and not in the hand, for the hands execute, but the eye judges.”

And

“Lord, grant that I may always desire more than I can accomplish.”

And

“There is no greater harm than that of time wasted.”

And

“Yet I am learning.”

And

“If you knew how much work went into it, you would not call it genius.”

And

“The promises of this world are, for the most part, vain phantoms; and to confide in one’s self, and become something of worth and value is the best and safest course.”

And

“What do you despise? By this you are truly known.”

Wikipedia: Michelangelo

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Greg Schiano and Tennessee – Be Thankful Tennessee Fans…You Avoided A Pompous Arrogant Ass Jerk…and Even Worse In Our Opinion! – Post Week 12 Coaches Hot Seat Rankings – Give These Hot Seat Coaches Hell Johnny Cash!

Greg Schiano and Tennessee – Be Thankful Tennessee Fans…You Avoided A Pompous Arrogant Ass Jerk…and Even Worse In Our Opinion!

We don’t have a Damn Clue why Tennessee was ever pursuing Greg Schiano for their head coaching job since after five years of employing a…

Pompous Arrogant Ass Jerk

…as your head coach the last Damn person on the Earth you would want to hire it seems is another…

Pompous Arrogant Ass Jerk

…and we could care less what Schiano may have known or didn’t know about that Evil Bastard Jerry Sandusky during his time at Penn State but we do know this…

We would not hire Greg Schiano to Shovel Shit

….and we say that for a lot of reasons but primarily because we have talked to enough people about Schiano to know that….

We would not hire Greg Schiano to Shovel Shit!

Consider this story from 2012 when Greg Schiano was still the head coach of the Tampa Bay Bucs…

Greg Schiano is just way out of line, Dan Graziano, ESPN

….which is better summarized by Greg than us:

I’m all for new faces shaking things up. I like it when people question conventional NFL wisdom. I don’t think enough people do it, and as a result I think things have a tendency to get a little redundant with the league from time to time. So if a new hotshot coach wants to come in from the college ranks and shake things up with a new defense or some funky new plays or even a new attitude, I’m generally all for it.

That is not, however, what Tampa Bay Buccaneers coach Greg Schiano is up to with this thing where he had his players jump over the line and after New York Giants quarterback Eli Manning while Manning was taking a knee at the end of Sunday’s game. The Giants were justifiably upset about the maneuver, and Schiano’s excuse was weak and stupid. Per ESPNNewYork.com:

“I don’t know if that’s not something that’s not done in the National Football League, but what I do with our football team is we fight until they tell us ‘Game over,'” Schiano said. “There’s nothing dirty about it and there’s nothing illegal about it.

“We crowd the ball — it’s like a sneak defense and you try to knock it loose. Watch Rutgers, they would know if they watched us that’s what we did at the end of the game.”

Rutgers is, of course, where Schiano was coaching this time last year. And there are a few real problems with his rationale. First of all, you don’t see teams doing that stuff at the college level, and it’s for the same reason you don’t see it at the NFL level. It’s because it’s a real good way to get people hurt for no good reason. If you’re losing and out of timeouts and the other team has the ball with so little time left that they can kneel down and run out the clock, you’ve lost. It doesn’t prove anything to your players or anyone else if you’re the fake tough guy who refuses to accept that. All it does is put people at silly risk of injury at the end of 60 minutes’ worth of brutal, health-threatening collisions. You owe it to your own players to know when you’re beaten and back off. Asking them to make a useless leaping hit in that situation is putting them at risk the same way it’s putting the other team at risk. It’s irresponsible.”

Amen Greg Graziano and we repeat that Greg Schiano is a…

Pompous Arrogant Ass Jerk

…who…

We would not hire Greg Schiano to Shovel Shit

…and who also in our opinion is…

A Sorry Damn Excuse for a Human Being

Be Thankful fans of Tennessee Football that you got in the way and this Sorry Damn Bastard didn’t become part of YOUR football program which YOU OWN since after….

YOU folks pay ALL the Damn Bills

…in Knoxville and you have every Damn right to stand-up and DEMAND that these Damn Morons at the University of Tennessee end this Damn Stupidity before they totally destroy Tennessee Football!

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Give these Hot Seat Coaches Hell Johnny Cash!

Thanks Mr. Cash!

1. David Beaty, Kansas – You really can’t make up what is going on with Kansas Football right now where the AD at KU Sheahon Zenger hired Charlie Weis in 2012 who then promptly posted records of…

Overall: 6 – 22

Big 12: 1 – 18

….who was then replaced by current head coach David Beaty who in three seasons has posted records of…

Overall: 3 – 33

Big 12: 1 – 26

….with the Jayhawks giving up…

40+ points

…in 9 of its 12 football games in 2017 and…

30+ points

….in 11 of its 11 games against FBS teams in 2017!

Now if the fans of Kansas Football don’t mind being…

The Laughingstock of College Football

…and to have a Damn Moron as your AD then more the power to you folks but please don’t tell us there is anyone working at the University of Kansas that oversees the Kansas Football program that gives a Damn about…

Winning, Excellence, Pride, Class…Hell…ANYTHING AT ALL!

Last week a Coaches Hot Seat member got a text from a football assistant coach at a Big 12 Conference school that said…

“Everyone Big 12 hoping KU keeps DB least 1 more year because it’s only sure win on sked right now if Rhule gets things going at Baylor”

…and on Sunday when it was announced by Kansas that David Beaty would be back for the 2018 season that same assistant coach sent that CHS member the following text!

“KU…Yes!”

Be proud fans of Kansas Football….Oh…be so Damn proud!

2. Lovie Smith, Illinois – In two years at Illinois Lovie Smith has now posted records of…

Overall: 5 – 19

Big Ten: 2 – 16

….and in 2017 posting a 2 – 10 record the Illini beat…

Ball State
Western Kentucky

Hell…not only did Illinois go 0 – 9 in Big Ten Conference play in 2017 on October 14 they lost to now 4 – 8 Rutgers….at Home…by the score of 35 – 24!

Please…is there someone….anyone….in North America that can tell us why Lovie Smith is the head coach of the Illinois Football program?

Didn’t think so!

3. David Bailiff, Rice – Posting a record of 1 – 11 in 2017 and sitting on records of…

Overall: 57 – 80

CUSA: 40 – 48

…..in 11 seasons at Rice the end must be near for head coach David Bailiff which would open up a Helluva job for some coach that could bring some energy to Houston and win some football games!

4. Kliff Kingsbury, Texas Tech – We are not quite sure what it takes to get your ass fired at Texas Tech but if these records won’t do it…

Overall: 30 – 32

Big 12: 16 – 30

….after five years on the job then one would think there are a Helluva lot of…

Below Average As Hell Folks

…working Lubbock at Texas Tech University right now!

While Texas Tech AD Kirby Hocutt is spending a lot of time in Dallas working on the College Football Playoff Committee which tomorrow could be replaced by two monkeys, a house cat, a parakeet and a Damn Moron and do just a good job as the committee members we cannot help but wonder what in the Hell is Hocutt looking at in evaluating the Texas Tech head football coach Kliff Kingsbury who is averaging…

3.2 wins in conference play

…a season playing 9 conference games a year!

Clearly there is some kind of Damn Moron supplement in the water that ADs in the Big 12 Conference are drinking or Big 12 university presidents are just hiring Damn Morons in AD positions!

5. Luke Fickell, Cincinnati – On Saturday the Cincinnati Bearcats eked out a…

22 – 21

…win over a 3 – 9 UConn football team which leaves Cincinnati with a 4 – 8 record in Luck Fickell’s first year on the job and is there anyone on Earth that thinks Fickell will win 6+ games in Year 2 coaching the Bearcats?

Oh…there is someone….did you see that last Saturday Cincinnati got beat 48 – 20 by an East Carolina team that Memphis just beat by the score of 77 – 13?

We don’t believe in allowing a mistake to fester and if the folks at Cincinnati had a Damn Clue they would fire Luck Fickell today but they don’t have a Damn Clue so expect the Bearcats to have another losing season in 2018 and in 2019 as well if Fickell makes it to 2019 as the Cincinnati head coach!

6. Kalani Sitake, BYU – On Saturday night BYU got a win over a hapless Hawaii team by the score of 30 – 20 which leaves the Cougars record in 2017 at 4 – 9 and head coach Kalani Sitake’s record in two seasons on the job at…

13 – 13

….and Sitake took over a BYU football program that had won 8+ games in 9 of the last 10 seasons under Bronco Mendenhall and the other season the Cougars won 7 games!

We don’t have a Damn Clue why BYU only won 4 games in 2017 besides that the Cougars offense was nothing short of a Damn Disaster, but we do know that Kalani Sitake better fix the mess he has created in Provo and fix it in a Helluva hurry or his head coaching career will be over a year from today!

7. Brad Lambert, Charlotte – Charlotte is a very young FBS football program but in five seasons as the head coach at Charlotte on both the FCS and FBS levels head coach Brad Lambert is sitting on records of…

Overall: 17 – 41

CUSA: 4 – 20

…and if you can keep your job with those kind of records then there’ s hope for all the Damn Morons out there that now can see that they might indeed be able to make something of themselves at places like Charlotte, Kansas and Texas Tech so hang in there Damn Morons…hang the Hell in there!

8. Matt Rhule, Baylor – It was reported that Matt Rhule saw the Baylor job as some kind of “mission” for him in moving over from Temple and in Rhule’s first year at Baylor on his “mission” he took over a Bears team that won…

7 Games

…in 2016 and Rhule just posted a record of…

1 – 11

…coaching the Bears so we have this obvious question for Matt:

How’s that “mission” working out for you Son?

The best thing the folks at Baylor can say today is…

Thank God and the Pillsbury Dough Boy for Kansas!

9. Chris Ash, Rutgers – In two seasons as the Rutgers head coach Chris Ash has posted records of..

Overall: 6 – 18

Big Ten: 3 – 15

…and we cannot help but wonder how long Ash can go posting these kinds of records and then we realize this is Rutgers…now playing in the Big Ten and not the Big East…and the expectations at Rutgers….

Not Real Damn High

…so the losing could go on for awhile here now….it could go on for a Damn long time before Ash gets run!

10. Brent Brennan, San Jose State – Congrats to San Jose State head coach Brent Brennan and his football team winning their FIRST football game against a FBS team on Saturday against Wyoming which has got to be Very Damn Embarrassing for the Cowboys and head coach Craig Bohl because you just got beat by a 2 – 11 team cowpokes and that is…

Pretty, Pretty Damn Embarrassing!

Can Brent Brennan win in 2018 more than the 2 games that his football team won in 2017?

We haven’t a Damn clue and don’t really care for that matter!

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Jim Mora Fired At UCLA – Post Week 12 Coaches Hot Seat Rankings – Give These Hot Seat Coaches Hell Johnny Cash! – Thank You Mr. Cash!

Jim Mora Fired At UCLA

Over the past few years during the Jim Mora-era as the head coach of the football program a couple of Coaches Hot Seat members have had the opportunity to be in the UCLA Athletics Complex a few times and every time we left the place we got the feeling that working for Jim Mora…

Wasn’t the most enjoyable thing in the world

…and that Mora’s management style probably hurt Mora as much as anything at UCLA…in our humble opinion.

Overall, Jim Mora did a credible job as the head coach at UCLA in 6 seasons on the job posting records of…

Overall:  46 – 30

Pac-12:   28 – 26

Record Against USC:  3 – 3

….but in the end the general downtrend of the Bruins in the last couple of years led to Mora’s firing along with little hope for a move back up for UCLA Football under Mora in 2018 and future years.

We haven’t a clue if UCLA will be able to hire Chip Kelly to coach the Bruins, but it would be fascinating as Hell to see Kelly’s offense with the kind of talent that even average recruiting can get to Westwood, and if Kelly does end up at UCLA it will also be fascinating as Hell to see if college defensive coordinators have figured out what Kelly is doing which Stanford showed on multiple occasions can be stopped with the right approach and schemes on both sides of the ball.

Post Week 12 Coaches Hot Seat Rankings – Give These Hot Seat Coaches Hell Johnny Cash!

Thank You Mr. Cash!

1. Mike Riley, Nebraska – With one game at home against Iowa in the strange odyssey of Mike Riley at Nebraska left after almost three full seasons on the job Riley’s records now stand at….

Overall: 19 – 18

Big Ten: 12 – 13

…which works out to winning percentages of…

Overall: .514

Big Ten: .480

….and Riley’s winning percentages in 14 seasons coaching at Oregon State were…

Overall: .538

Pac-10/12: .479

….which are numbers surprising to no one it must be….except now former Nebraska AD Shawn Eichorst…who if EVER allowed to hire a head football coach on ANY level of football in America again will mean that a Seriously Mentally Ill person has hired a Damn Moron to hire that head football coach!

No…Nebraska is no longer the Nebraska of the 1990s under Tom Osborne BUT Nebraska is a school where we fully expect the head coach playing 13 to 14 games a year to win…

9.5+ Games A Season

….and if the Huskers beat Iowa on Saturday Riley will have averaged winning…

6.67 Games A Season

….and considering that the last coach at Nebraska (Bo Pelini) averaged winning…

9.42 Games A Season

….meaning Riley took over a Pretty Damn Good Football Program at Nebraska there is the clear reason why Mike Riley is less than a week away from being fired as the head coach of the Huskers.

2. Bret Bielema, ArkansasWith reports on Sunday that Arkansas is going to move on without Bret Bielema as the head coach of the Razorbacks in 2018 it is easy to see why that decision was made and it is very simply Bielema’s records at Arkansas:

Overall: 29 – 33

SEC: 11 – 28

….which even if the Hogs beat Mizzou at home next Saturday…not likely…Bielema would have averaged winning…

6 Games Per Season

…and Bobby Petrino in 4 seasons coaching at Arkansas averaged winning…

8.5 Games Per Season

…which happens to be how many games a head coach at Arkansas should win…

8.5 Games Per Season

It’s our opinion that Bret Bielema made a lot of mistakes at Arkansas that were mostly made behind the scenes having to do with recruiting, roster management, personnel decisions, coaching hires, etc. that we could elaborate on in this spot but they are mainly decisions that were made because Bielema fundamentally misunderstood what the SEC Conference is actually all about and it’s NOT…

Power Football

….but rather recruiting…

High-Level Skill Athletes

…which Bielema was NEVER able to recruit to Arkansas in any kind of numbers and that showed up on the field in SPADES which led to Bielema averaging…

6 Wins A Season

…if the Hogs beat Mizzou on Saturday and if they don’t Bielema will have won an average of….

5.8 Games A Season

….which is very simply a Total Damn Disaster at Arkansas!

3. David Beaty, Kansas – On Saturday Oklahoma blasted Kansas by the score of 41 – 3 in Kansas head coach David Beaty’s 35 th game at KU which now leaves Beaty’s records at Kansas…

Overall: 3 – 32

Big 12: 1 – 25

…with a game at Oklahoma State left on the schedule and anyone on Earth that thinks Kansas Football will be better in Beaty’s FOURTH year on the job in 2018 that is a person that needs to…

Check Into The Closest Mental Institution

….wherever they are on the Earth!

This past week an assistant coach in the Big 12 texted a member of Coaches Hot Seat the following:

“Everyone Big 12 hoping KU keeps DB least 1 more year because it’s only sure win on sked right now if Rhule gets things going at Baylor”

Yes…there are some Damn Morons in Lawrence, Kansas that should be fired tonight!

4. Lovie Smith, Illinois – On Saturday Ohio State beat Illinois by the score of 52 – 14 in Lovie Smith’s 23 rd game as the head coach of the Illini which leaves Lovie’s records in two seasons on the job at…

Overall: 5 – 18

Big Ten: 2 – 15

…and we ask again:

Is there someone…anyone…that can tell us why Lovie Smith is the head coach of the Illinois Football team?

4. Kliff Kingsbury, Texas Tech – With Texas Tech’s loss to TCU at home on Saturday that leaves only Texas on the schedule for the 5 – 6 Red Raiders and Kingsbury’s records in FIVE seasons at the school….

Overall: 29 – 32

Big 12: 15 – 30

….and save Tech beating Texas on the road in Austin next Saturday we would guess that TCU assistant coach Sonny Dykes will be the head coach of the Red Raiders sometime in early December…not that we know anything…but just a guess!

6. David Bailiff, Rice – On Saturday Rice lost to Old Dominion which dropped the Owls record to 1 – 10 in 2017 and head coach David Bailiff’s records in 11 seasons at Rice to…

Overall: 57 – 79

CUSA: 40 – 47

…and we fully expect the Rice head coaching job to come open soon which in our opinion is a pretty Damn good job that we would want because we know that…

1. Houston is a great town
2. There’s plenty of high school football talent in south Texas
3. We could prove our chops making Rice Football into a winner

7. Kevin Sumlin, Texas A&M – Even with the win over Ole Miss on Saturday it’s our opinion that Texas A&M is going to change head coaches in a week or so because of the following…

If A&M loses on the road to LSU next Saturday that will mean that Kevin Sumlin will have lost 5 games in each of the past 4 seasons at Texas A&M which is a place where a coach has EVERYTHING and should be able by his SIXTH season on the job compete with Alabama for the SEC West Division Title and come on now….

The Aggies are not in the same Universe with Alabama after SIX seasons of Kevin Sumlin coaching A&M!

What will be Damn interesting is who Texas A&M will hire to follow Sumlin who in our opinion if he is to be considered successful will win an average of…

9.5 Games A Year

with Sumlin averaging 8.5 Wins which let’s face it folks…

That’s Just Not Good Enough for Texas A&M….PERIOD!

8. Luke Fickell, Cincinnati – We are not quite sure what the folks at Cincinnati saw in Luke Fickell who as the Interim Head Coach at Ohio State in 2011 posted a record of…

6 – 7

…with a team that had enough talent to win the Big Ten and National Title but we said last year if the folks at Cincinnati think Luke Fickell is the man to lead their program….OK…let’s see what the boy can do.

OK…Luke Fickell in his first year on the job coaching the Bearcats and is now sitting on a record of 3 – 8 after his team got BLASTED by a 2 win East Carolina team on Saturday by the score of…

48 – 20

….and on top of what has turned into nothing short of a Complete Freaking Disaster for Cincinnati Football we learned via USA Today a few weeks ago that Fickell has a….wait for it….

$9.1 Million Dollar Buyout

….for doing what exactly before he became the head coach at Cincinnati last year we haven’t a Damn Clue but then we all know that any random coaches agent can roll most any Damn athletic director in America now and clearly the Cincinnati AD got his ass rolled by Fickell’s!

Cincinnati hosts a 3 wins UConn team next Saturday and in our opinion if Fickell can’t win this game…

His Ass Should Be Fired on Saturday Night

….$9.1 Million Dollar Buyout or not because there would be no Damn point to keep him employed as the head coach of the Bearcats if he can’t beat this PITIFUL UConn team at home…in our humble opinion!

9. Kalani Sitake, BYU – For the love of Brigham Young…meaning the original Brigham Young who reportedly had 55 wives which is a stunning number in every way we can imagine because just how in the Hell can one man handle 55 women telling him on constant basis “they need this” or “they need that” which our wives are constantly telling us which must have led to some Helluva BIG shopping trips for Ole Brig as we like to call him here at Coaches Hot Seat when around our Mormon friends just to dig them a little!

Oh..getting back to the for the love of Brigham Young how in the Hell exactly can BYU lose to UMass at home by the score of…

16 – 10

…in head coach Kalani Sitake’s 25 th game at the school?

That loss to UMass now leaves Sitake’s record at BYU in 2 seasons at…

Overall: 12 – 13

…and the 3 – 9 Cougars still have to play at Hawaii next Saturday!

We are not sure exactly what is going on at BYU but whatever the Hell it is…it’s not good…it’s just no Damn good….we sure the Hell know that!

10. Todd Graham, Arizona State – With the win on Saturday over Oregon State Todd Graham’s Sun Devils are now 6 – 5 on the season with only the Territorial Cup game at home against Arizona left on the schedule that we were told on Sunday…

Todd Graham MUST WIN to keep his job at Arizona State

In 6 seasons at Arizona State Todd Graham now how records on the board of…

Overall: 45 – 31

Pac-12: 30 – 23

…which if you give ASU the win over Arizona adds up to Graham averaging…

7.67 Wins Per Season

…and we have Arizona State as a…

8.5 Wins Per Season

….school to keep your rear-end off the Hot Seat.

We guess there’s an outside chance that Todd Graham could keep his job at ASU even he lost to Arizona but something we learned a long time ago is that when things get marginal in a job a person in the position of hiring + firing someone will almost always fire someone…

They Don’t Like

…and work like Hell to…

Keep Someone They Do Like

…which in the end might just seal the fate for Todd Graham in Tempe!

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16 Head Coaches Facing MUST WIN Games In Week 12 Whose Teams + Coaches Need To Take It To The Limit! – Thanks Randy!

 

16 Head Coaches Facing MUST WIN Games In Week 12 Whose Teams + Coaches Need To Take It To The Limit! – Thanks Randy!

 

Thanks Randy!

Bill Snyder, Kansas State vs. Oklahoma State – There are few things as Totally Damn Worthless as people holding prominent positions trying to get their kids into those positions as they head for the doors and that is exactly what Bill Snyder is trying to do at Kansas State with his son Sean:

Kansas State’s future is murky as Bill Snyder tried to wield his power on way out, Dennis Dodd, CBS Sports

Clearly, Bill Snyder believes that his son Sean doesn’t have the ability or chops to get a Power 5 Conference Head Coaching Job on his own so that’s why Daddy is trying to strong-arm Kansas State into hiring his Boy which if you are like us makes Bill Snyder…

Worthless As Hell

…and his Sean even worse because if Sean had actually been raised by a…

REAL Man and REAL American

…Sean would tell his Daddy to butt the Hell out of his coaching career because Sean wouldn’t want his Daddy getting him the Kansas State job but would rather if Sean was a..

REAL Man and REAL American

…he would earn and get the job himself but clearly the Snyders are…

NOT REAL Men nor REAL Americans

…and with that in mind every American worth a Damn should hope like Hell that Worthless as Hell Bill Snyder loses his last two games against…

At Oklahoma State
Iowa State

….so the Wildcats finish at 5 – 7 and Billy “My son Sean is such a Candy Ass Pussy I have to get the Kansas State Job for Him” Snyder will go out the…

Total Damn Loser

….that we all know he is now!

BEAT the Living Hell out of Bill and Sean Snyder Oklahoma State and if you can hang Freaking 100….hang Freaking 100 on ‘em Mike Gundy!

What a Total Embarrassment that Bill Snyder is to Kansas State, College Football and America for that matter!

If you think we are HOT about Bill Snyder trying to pass down the Kansas State Football Program to his son Sean like KSU Football is some kind of medieval kingdom that can be passed down to someone because of their last name and they won the sperm lottery then you would be RIGHT but then any Real America would vehemently object to this Total Horseshit as well and if you think what Bill Snyder is doing is right…

You are not a REAL American…PERIOD!

Jim Harbaugh, Michigan vs. Wisconsin – Since Penn State destroyed Michigan in Week 8 the Wolverines offense has scored….

35
33
35

…points against its last three opponents and clearly Blue is going to need 35+ points on Saturday to beat Wisconsin in Madison and we are fascinated to see how far this Michigan team has come this year and if Harbaugh can actually beat a football team with a winning record in 2017!

Our recommendation to Jim Harbaugh: Don’t lose to Wisconsin AND Ohio State to end the 2017 season Jimmy or your ass is going right on the Hot Seat heading into 2018!

David Beaty, Kansas vs. Oklahoma – The 1 – 9 Kansas Jayhawks head coach David Beaty may have the support of the KU Chancellor but in the Real World which clearly doesn’t include Lawrence, Kansas when you have posted these kind of records in THREE year on the job…

Overall: 3 – 31

Big 12: 1 – 24

…your ass gets fired but then we are talking about the University of Kansas here where…

We are no Damn where near Below Damn Average in Football and we are Damn proud of it!

Oh…Kansas has…

Oklahoma
Oklahoma

…to finish the 2017 so David Beaty you got…

1 – 11

…in 2017 and…

3 – 33

…in 3 years on the job Son?

You are about to Son!

Brian Kelly, Notre Dame vs. Navy – Oh this is very simple…if Notre Dame happened to lose to Navy on Saturday after getting destroyed by Miami last Saturday Brian Kelly’s ass would be right back on the Hot Seat with a game still left against Stanford on The Farm next week and if Kelly lost to both Navy and Stanford and finished at 8 – 4 on the season in our opinion Kelly would be fired shortly after the Stanford game on November 25 th!

Don’t lose to Navy Brian Kelly!

Lovie Smith, Illinois vs. Ohio State – We asked the 178 Coaches Hot Seat members this week if anyone thought…

Lovie Smith would ever field a .500 or better football team at Illinois

…and as of Friday morning 154 Coaches Hot Seat members have responded and the results were…

154 – No
0 – Yes

This week the 2 – 8 Illini who have beaten Ball State and Western Kentucky this season and are 0 – 7 in Big Ten play face Ohio State and then finish with Northwestern which looks like two more losses to us which would leave Smith’s record after 2 years at Illinois at….

Overall: 5 – 19

Big Ten: 2 – 16

Please….someone…anyone…why the Hell is Lovie Smith the head football coach at Illinois?

There are just so many Damn Morons in the world in important positions in collegiate athletics one has to wonder…

How in the Hell did they get into these jobs?

Mike Riley, Nebraska vs. Penn State – The Mike Riley era is OVER at Nebraska so we don’t expect much out of the Huskers this week against a Penn State team that could hang almost any number they wanted on the Blackshirts defense so this isn’t so much a MUST WIN Game for Mike Riley and Nebraska as it is…

Just Don’t Totally Embarrass the State of Nebraska

…please now Mike Riley!

Jim Mora, UCLA vs. USC – Jim Mora is moving very close to the “Mendoza Line” with his Pac-12 Conference record now sitting at…

28 – 25

…with games left against USC this week and California next week which could both easily be losses but since we are talking about UCLA here where your Sorry Damn Ass can go on a retail shoplifting spree and you can remain on the Bruins Basketball Team why should we expect Damn anything out of UCLA Football?

UCLA = Where we allow our student athletes to go on shoplifting sprees at retail stores and stay on athletic teams!

Oh UCLA…be so Damn Proud!

Kliff Kingsbury, Texas Tech vs. TCU – Kliff Kingsbury is sitting on some very Damn average records as the head football coach at Texas Tech…

Overall: 29 – 31

Big 12: 15 – 29

….and we cannot imagine that Kingsbury will be the head coach at Tech in 2018 if the 5 – 5 Red Raiders don’t win at least one of their last two games against…

TCU
At Texas

….and we have to think that beating TCU at home in Lubbock by out-scoring the Horned Frogs will be a Helluva lot easier than beating Texas in Austin next Friday when the Longhorns will probably need a win also to get to 6 wins on the year!

You better Damn beat TCU on Saturday Son!

Bret Bielema, Arkansas vs. Mississippi State – To really understand what a Total Disaster that Bret Bielema has been for Arkansas Football over the past FIVE seasons posting records of…

Overall: 29 – 32

SEC: 11 – 27

….one only has to look at how many games the other 13 SEC schools had won in the previous 5 years before 2013, from 2008 – 2012, to see how good the Arkansas football program was when Bielema took over:

Games Won Previous 5 Seasons by SEC Teams – 2008 – 2012

Alabama – 61
Florida – 51
LSU – 51
Georgia – 46
South Carolina – 45
Missouri – 41
Arkansas – 38
Auburn – 38
Texas A&M – 37
Mississippi State – 33
Ole Miss – 31
Tennessee – 28
Kentucky – 27
Vanderbilt – 26

As anyone can clearly see above Arkansas was tied with Auburn for 38 wins between 2008 and 2012 before Bret Bielema arrived in Fayetteville and that includes the 4 win Total Disaster Season under John L. Smith in 2012 at Arkansas after Bobby Petrino dalliance with the blonde on the motorcycle so when Bielema arrived in town to coach the Razorbacks he was taking on a pretty good Arkansas Football Program and in the last 5 seasons Bielema has won…

29 Football Games

….with games still left at home against Mississippi State and Missouri which from where we sit could be “boat race” games with Arkansas getting “boat raced” right out of its home stadium in Bielema’s last two games as the Arkansas head coach!

Yes..Mississippi State is a MUST WIN Game for Bret Bielema and Arkansas!

Matt Rhule, Baylor vs. Iowa State – Matt Rhule is sitting on a record of 1 – 9 record in his first year at Baylor and still has to play games against…

Iowa State
At TCU

…which looks like a 1 – 11 record to us and one has to wonder just why in the Hell Rhule was hired if he is going to win…

ONE Football Game

….with a Baylor team that won…

47 Football Games

…in the last 5 seasons because there is still plenty of Damn talent in Waco!

Yes…Iowa State is a MUST WIN Game for Matt Rhule and Baylor!

Kalani Sitake, BYU vs. UMass – In 2017 BYU has 3 wins and those 3 wins are over…

Portland State
San Jose State
UNLV

…and BYU has games left against 2 teams with losing records….

UMass
At Hawaii

…and if Kalani Sitake’s Cougars can’t win these last 2 games then why in the Hell is Sitake the head coach at BYU?

There is No Damn Good Answer to that question!

Todd Graham, Arizona State vs. Oregon State – At the beginning of the 2017 college football season it was thought by us here at Coaches Hot Seat that Arizona State head coach Todd Graham needed at least…

8 wins in 2017

…to return to coach the Sun Devils next year and now in the middle of November it’s our opinion that if ASU finished with…

7 Wins in 2017

…that Todd Graham could hang onto his job and now at 5 – 5 Todd Graham better Damn win his last two games against…

At Oregon State
Arizona

….and if Graham can’t beat Oregon State with an interim head coach then really now…

What the Hell’s the point of Todd Graham being the head coach at Arizona State?

Kevin Sumlin, Texas A&M vs. Ole Miss – The word on the street in south Texas is that the decision on Kevin Sumlin has already been made by the Aggies making decisions in and out of College Station…meaning Sumlin is GONE….and with that in mind A&M’s Week 12 game against Ole Miss doesn’t really mean that much for the 6 – 4 Aggies but then Sumlin doesn’t want to go out losing games to…

At Ole Miss
At LSU

….does he?

NO….and once the season is over and Kevin Sumlin is sent packing it is going to be fascinating to see how A&M hires in this spot….Damn fascinating!

Steve Addazio, Boston College vs. UConn – The 5 – 5 Boston College Eagles and their head coach Steve Addazio REALLY need to win their last two games against…

UConn
At Syracuse

….because anything less than 6 wins in 2017 and we believe Steve Addazio is DONE at BC and thus beating UConn is really a MUST WIN Game because you sure the Hell don’t want to go to Syracuse and try and win a game to hang onto your Damn job!

Barry Odom, Missouri vs. Vanderbilt –Missouri is now 5 – 5 on the year after wins over…

Idaho
UConn
Florida
Tennessee

…which before the season looked like a 2 – 2 series of games at best but with Florida and Tennessee football programs totally imploding Barry Odom has a chance to get to 6 wins in 2017 with games left against…

At Vanderbilt
At Arkansas

….and thus beating Vandy on Saturday is CRITICAL because Bret Bielema and the Hogs are going to need to win that last game of the season also and no doubt coaches across the SEC will be hoping that Bielema will find a way to hang onto his job so that Hogs will stay in the toilet at least into 2018 and beyond!

Don’t lose to Vandy Barry Odom!

Derek Mason, Vanderbilt vs. Missouri – After getting Vandy to a bowl game in 2016 head coach Derek Mason really can’t afford the 4 – 6 Commodores to not win 6+ games in 2017 and with these games left on the schedule…

Missouri
At Tennessee

…if you don’t beat Mizzou on Saturday the Tennessee game doesn’t really mean that much but then we remember that we are living in…

Candy Ass America

…today where even 5 – 7 teams are going to bowl games but what about this…

Maybe Vandy winning 6 games in 2017 and EARNING right to go to a bowl game Derek Mason!

Is that too much to ask?

NOPE!

 

 

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The Butch Jones Firing at Tennessee – Post Week 11 Coaches Hot Seat Rankings – Give These Hot Seat Coaches Hell Mr. Cash! – Thanks Johnny!

The Butch Jones Firing at Tennessee

The Twitter handle @FootballTimeMag tweeted the following after Butch Jones was fired on Sunday…

“Butch Jones was an abusive, vindictive, immoral, tyrannical dictator during his time at Tennessee. He cared only for Butch Jones and would destroy anyone in his path who challenged him. Sad that his players and staffers ever had to put up with such a small minded and hateful man.”

…and although we cannot verify the above with a first-hand account we have gotten enough opinions from people that have followed the Tennessee Football program for years that have told us similar things to believe the person behind the above tweet believes it to be true and in our opinion we believe it to be true also.

We could write a lot in this spot about what we have heard about Butch Jones from former players and coaches that played or worked with Jones in this spot, but why waste the time since what got Jones eventually fired at Tennessee is something that Butch Jones probably hasn’t….probably never will…come to grips with and in the end Jones Win/Loss record was driven by Butch’s unforced errors and mistakes off the field that collectively did tremendous damage to the Tennessee football program both on and off the field.

All we can say to Tennessee AD John Currie is that he better Damn get this new head coaching hire right because a mistake here Son and you will be out of collegiate athletics on the FBS level within three years!

It’s just our humble opinion but Tennessee should be able to hire a Head Football Coach who is a Helluva Coach and a Helluva Human Being…..Hell….the fans of Tennessee Football DESERVE that and if the Vols fall short of that mark we are going be about as disappointed as we were years ago when the Vols hired Lane Kiffin which we said was going to be a Damn Disaster and in the end launched the Damn Disaster Wagon Train to Hell the Tennessee Football program is still on right now!

Post Week 11 Coaches Hot Seat Rankings

Give These Hot Seat Coaches Hell Mr. Cash!

Thanks Johnny!

1. Mike Riley, Nebraska – With Nebraska’s 54 – 21 loss to a 5 – 5 Minnesota team on Saturday we knew already that the Mike Riley three year era in Lincoln was over but for those 3 Damn Morons that didn’t know it was over…

The Mike Riley Era Is Over at Nebraska!

Mike Riley’s records at Nebraska now stand at…

Overall: 19 – 17

Big Ten: 12 – 12

…..and to say that the Riley hiring at Nebraska was one of the most inexplicable hirings in our 40+ years of watching college football here at Coaches Hot Seat would be a MASSIVE understatement which brings us to a much-discussed subject at Coaches Hot Seat:

Hiring the RIGHT Head Football Coach at “X” School

It’s self-evident to anyone with a working brain after firing Bo Pelini who averaged winning…

9.43 Wins Per Year

…coaching at Nebraska that Mike Riley is not going to be on a Potential Head Coaches List to replace Pelini if that list has 100 names on it which makes us wonder…

How could Nebraska have hired Mike Riley?
How could Tennessee have hired Derek Dooley?
How could Kansas have hired Charlie Weis and David Beaty?
How could Alabama have hired Mike Price?
How could Notre Dame have hired Charlie Weis?

We could go on for awhile here because we have a list of dozens of Inexplicable College Football Head Coaching Hires since the 1970s which brings us to what should be a Fail-Safe procedure before an AD at any school hires a new head football coach:

Talk to Football People before you make that hire and make sure those are Football People that are up on today’s game of college football because if they are they KNOW whether a coach can “really coach” or not and most importantly if he can get MORE out of players and a team than what most coaches can get because if he can then he can “really coach!” An AD doesn’t want to hire a coach that got “what was expected” out a football team and program but rather an AD should look to hire a coach that consistently has his teams performing at HIGHER levels than the talent-level he has on hand to coach. That may seem obvious, but college football coaches get hired every year that are only Average or Slightly Better Than Average relative to what they have at their disposal to coach so look for someone Good To Great at least ADs!

The best mental exercise for any AD to use when considering hiring “X” coach it to imagine in your mind’s eye what the coaches at your major rivals will say the moment they hear the name of the coach you are considering. Example:

Tennessee AD John Currie should think when hiring the next head of the Vols what will be Nick Saban’s IMMEDIATE reaction upon hearing who the next Tennessee head coach is going to be…if Saban says in your mind’s eye anything but…

“Damn! Well…that means the Tennessee game will be competitive again!”

….move on to another coach until you get the right reaction from Saban!

As for Mike Riley we will always wish Coach Riley the best and we certainly hope he can go out with a win in one of his last two games…

At Penn State
Iowa

Give ‘Em Hell Mike Riley!

2. Bret Bielema, Arkansas – 5 years ago both Butch Jones and Bret Bielema were hired at Tennessee and Arkansas respectfully and with Jones now sent packing its worth looking at both of their records besides each other, but first one must understand that Bielema took over a Helluva Lot better football program than Jones took over at Tennessee which was a Total Disaster after Kiffin and Dooley with Bielema taking over an Arkansas team loaded with talent that under Bobby Petrino was one of the top teams in the SEC!

Butch Jones: 2013 – 2017

Overall: 34 – 27

SEC: 14 – 24

Bret Bielema: 2013 – 2017

Overall: 29 – 32

SEC: 11 – 27

Translation: Butch Jones was Borderline Disaster at Tennessee primarily driven by Butch’s own unforced errors and Bret Bielema has been nothing short of…

Complete Freaking Disaster

…after taking over a sold Hogs program at Arkansas and the Hogs at 4 – 6 on the season still have to play…

Mississippi State
Missouri

…this season!

We are going to let everyone on in a little secret about Hiring and Firing people:

99 times out of 100 the person hiring someone knows within 90 days whether they made a good hire or not.

Yes….one hears all the time that a coach needs several years to “get his kids in the program” but the reality is that Good forget about Great Coaches can immediately impact a football program and the things that a head coach does in his first 90 days often tells the tale on whether that coach will be successful or not and whether the Athletic Director that hired that coach admits it or not…He/She knows very soon after the hire whether it was the right hire or not.

We say the above because our Good Arkansas Buddy in Ft. Smith, Arkansas who has been going to Razorbacks football games for 40+ years told us a couple of months into Bielema’s tenure at Arkansas….

“It’s just not going to work with Bielema. It may take a couple of years or five years but in the end it’s just not going to work out for Bret at Arkansas.”

Our recommendation to the Good Folks at the University of Arkansas:

Send Bret Bielema packing in a few weeks and hire Memphis head coach Mike Norvell to coach the Razorbacks!

3. Kevin Sumlin, Texas A&M – An amazing number to look at when considering Kevin Sumlin’s career as the head coach at Texas A&M is that in his SIXTH year at the school that has EVERYTHING a head coach would need to win a Helluva lot of football games is that the Aggies are…

6 – 4

….with games still left against…

At Mississippi
At LSU

…which of course means that A&M will officially be looking for a new head football coach in a few weeks and this is going to be a Helluva interesting hire in College Station.

A few of us here at Coaches Hot Seat have been lucky enough to have been on the Texas A&M campus a dozen-plus times both for football games and during the off-football-season and Aggieville is just a very unique place that needs a very unique coach that can fully embrace and get a Helluva lot out of A&M and then translate that “Aggie Energy” as we like to call it to the football field to win football games!

It’s often said that a head football coach is the “primary face” of a college football program and often a school and sometimes an entire state like Nick Saban is in Alabama, and to understand that when traveling across America get questions from people in sports, in business, in politics, in every line of work about Nick Saban and what he is doing at Alabama who primarily know something about the state of Alabama because of the Alabama football program and its success over the past decade. At Texas A&M the head football coach is REALLY the face of the Aggies Football Program and the Entire School for that matter and A&M AD Scott Woodward better Damn not mess up this hire because if he does his ass will be out of a job in short order!

4. David Beaty, Kansas – David Beaty’s record in 3 seasons as the head coach at Kansas:

Overall: 3 – 31

Big 12: 1 – 24

That’s enough said about David Beaty at Kansas.

5. Lovie Smith, Illinois – With the Illini’s loss at home to Indiana on Saturday Illinois is now 2 – 8 overall and 0 – 7 in the Big Ten and Lovie Smith’s records in 2 seasons at Illinois now stand at:

Overall: 5 – 17

Big Ten: 2 – 14

Oh…in 2 seasons Lovie Smith + Illinois has not beaten a FBS team with a winning record.

Please…someone…anyone…why is Lovie Smith the head coach of the Illinois Football team?

6. Todd Graham, Arizona State – With Arizona State’s loss to UCLA at the Rose Bowl on Saturday the Sun Devils fell to 5 – 5 on the year and still have to play games against…

At Oregon State
Arizona

….which to us looks like a 6 – 6 finish to the season based upon the way Arizona is playing these days and there’s not a chance in Hell or Tempe in the Summer that Todd Graham can hang onto his job with a .500 record in his SIXTH season on the job at Arizona State.

Todd Graham is a solid football coach who like Butch Jones has made some self-inflicted + unforced errors at Arizona State and if the folks at ASU are going to be make a head coaching change they must do ONE thing for sure:

Hire A Head Coach BETTER Than Todd Graham!

7. David Bailiff, Rice – David Bailiff has been at the head coach at Rice for 11 years now which is as long as Coaches Hot Seat has been around starting in the 2007 college football season and in those 11 seasons Bailiff has put up records of…

Overall: 57 – 78

CUSA: 40 – 46

….and he has THREE .500 or better seasons + bowl game trips with the last one coming in 2014 and in our opinion with the 1 – 9 Owls still having to play…

At Old Dominion
North Texas

….Rice will be looking for a new head football coach in a couple of weeks and also in our opinion Rice will be able to hire a pretty good coach because Rice also-also in our opinion is a Pretty Damn Good Job with a Helluva lot of very good football players within a 3 hour drive of its campus in Houston!

Great Luck the rest of the season Coach Bailiff!

8. Kliff Kingsbury, Texas Tech – Kliff Kingsbury and Texas Tech got a MUST WIN over Baylor on Saturday but then this Baylor football team is 1 – 9 with only a win over Kansas so beating the Bears isn’t much at all and with that win the Red Raiders are now 5 – 5 on the season with games still left against…

TCU
At Texas

Damn….it will take some serious football playing for Texas Tech to win either of their last two games and we guess if Tech did win both of them and finished at 7 – 5 overall and 4 – 5 in Big 12 play Kingsbury could hang onto his job in Lubbock but that’s a Helluva BIG IF!

9. Brad Lambert, Charlotte – What we know about the Charlotte Football program you could write on a matchbook but we do know that head coach Brad Lambert in FIVE seasons coaching a Charlotte has records on the board of…

Overall: 17 – 39

CUSA: 4 – 18

…and even at Charlotte that must put your job in serious jeopardy!

10. Jim Mora, UCLA – Jim Mora and the UCLA Bruins got their MUST WIN over Arizona State on Saturday with reportedly signs out at the Rose Bowl encouraging the folks at UCLA to find a new head football coach and now the 5 – 5 Bruins still have on their schedule games against…

At USC
California

…..and at best that looks like 6 – 6 on the season in Mora’s SIXTH year on the job in Westwood.

With a $12M+ buyout and very few rich UCLA alumni that give two rips whether the Bruins win another football game or not it’s not likely that Mora will be fired after this season but that sure the Hell doesn’t mean he’s not on the Hot Seat at Coaches Hot Seat where…

We Expect Excellence In A Place Like UCLA

…even if the folks in the UCLA Athletic Department are willing to accept…

Total Damn Ass MEDIOCRITY!

 

 

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16 CFB Head Coaches Facing MUST WIN Games in Week 11 Whose Coaches + Teams Need To Take It To the Limit! – Thanks Randy!

Thanks Randy!

Luke Fickell, Cincinnati vs. Temple – In his first season as the head coach at Cincinnati Luke Fickell is off to a dreadful start which would have moved into Total Disaster area if the Bearcats had lost to Tulane who they beat by one point last Saturday and for Damn sure Fickell better not lose at home to Temple at home on Friday night with these games left to be played after the Owls:

At East Carolina
UConn

Hell….Cincinnati SHOULD be able to win their last two games over ECU and UConn so beating Temple to give the Bearcats at least a chance to get to 6 wins in 2017 is a MUST so coach your team up Son!

Kalani Sitake, BYU vs. UNLV – BYU is already 2 – 8 on the season which will break a streak of 12 straight postseason appearances for the Cougars and now it’s a matter of BYU not embarrassing itself down the stretch in its last three games against…

At UNLV
UMass
At Hawaii

A normal BYU team would have a better than 90% chance of beating the last three teams on their schedule but Hell this BYU team…might just lose all three….and if BYU finishes at 2 – 10 in 2017 Kalani Sitake might very well find himself out of a job come early December because our Mormon friends in Utah are not going to put up with the BYU Football program being Totally Destroyed by ANYONE!

Gus Malzahn, Auburn vs. Georgia – Not only is Gus Malzahn…

0 – 6

…the last three seasons against Georgia and Alabama Malzahn’s record in SEC play since the 2014 season forward now stands at…

16 – 14

…and because of that the calculus on The Plains is very simple for Gus Malzahn…if Auburn loses to Georgia and Alabama this year he will be…

0 – 8

…against the Dawgs and Tide the last 4 seasons and Malzahn’s record in SEC play will be sitting on…

16 – 16

…and there’s not a chance in Hell Gus Malzahn can survive to coach Auburn again in 2018 with that kind of record in SEC play!

Beat Georgia Gus Malzahn because for Damn sure you don’t want your job status for 2018 riding on beating Nick Saban and Alabama on November 25 Son!

Steve Addazio, Boston College vs. NC State – Steve Addazio and Boston College has won 3 straight games over…

Louisville
Virginia
Florida State

….to raise the Eagles record to 5 – 4 on the year but to get to 6 wins for Addazio to keep his job he needs at least 1 win in BC’s last three games against…

NC State
UConn
At Syracuse

Hell…if Steve Addazio can’t win at least 1 of their last 3 games his ass should be fired in late November!

Bret Bielema, Arkansas vs. LSU – With the Total Damn Disaster against Coastal Carolina narrowly avoided last week Bret Bielema is still sitting on a record in SEC play of…

11 – 26

….in 5 years as the head coach at Arkansas and the 4 – 5 Razorbacks still have games in 2017 against….

At LSU
Mississippi State
Missouri

Damn….that looks like 3 more losses for Arkansas this season which means Arkansas would finish at….

4 – 8

…and we remind everyone this is Bielema’s FIFTH season on the job but then now…this is the University of Arkansas we are talking about here where…

We Are Below Damn Average and Proud Of It!

Kliff Kingsbury, Texas Tech vs. Baylor – In FIVE seasons as the head coach at Texas Tech Kliff Kingsbury the prodigal son is sitting on records of…

Overall: 28 – 31

Big 12: 14 – 29

….and Tech still has to play this season games against:

Baylor
TCU
At Texas

Hell…if Tech doesn’t beat Baylor on Saturday 4 – 5 Tech has no chance to get to 6 wins in 2017 which for Texas Tech Football still…

Below Damn Average

….so Tech will be looking for a new head football coach save Kingsbury running the table the rest of the year…right?

RIGHT!

Matt Rhule, Baylor vs. Texas Tech – Luckily for Matt Rhule and Baylor there are Helluva lot of Damn Morons in Lawrence, Kansas that have no Damn idea how to hire a head football coach so the Bears did get a win over Kansas last week but if Rhule is actually coaching this Baylor football team one would think he would get at least 2 wins in 2017….right?

RIGHT!

Baylor has left in 2017 games against…

Texas Tech
Iowa State
At TCU

Damn Matt Rhule…you better beat Tech on Saturday Son because there’s No Damn Way you are beating Iowa State and TCU!

Lovie Smith, Illinois vs. Indiana – With the loss to Purdue in Week 10 the Illini are now 2 – 7 on the season with games still left against…

Indiana
At Ohio State
Northwestern

….and if Illinois doesn’t beat Indiana at home they are looking at 2 – 10 record in 2017 after Lovie Smith posted a record of 3 – 9 in his first year on the job!

Damn…please…someone…anyone…why is Lovie Smith the head coach of the Illinois football team?

Mark Stoops, Kentucky vs. Vanderbilt – Last week Mark Stoops lost a MUST WIN Game against Ole Miss at home and if Mark wants to find his ass right back on the Hot Seat as the 2017 football season heads to the close then he can…

Lose to Vanderbilt on Saturday

….and no doubt if Mark Stoops loses this game his ass will be right back on the Hot Seat with a record of 6 – 4 and games still left against…

At Georgia
Louisville

Don’t lose Vandy Mark….no don’t do that Son!

Derek Mason, Vanderbilt vs. Kentucky – Derek Mason got his MUST WIN over Western Kentucky last Saturday and now the Commodores must keep things rolling by beating Kentucky in Week 11 because 4 – 5 Vandy needs 2 more wins and they still have to play games against…

Kentucky
Missouri
At Tennessee

Don’t lose to Kentucky Derek…no don’t do that Son!

David Beaty, Kansas vs. Texas – Last season Kansas beat Texas in Lawrence and this year the Jayhawks are 30+ point underdogs against the Horns in Austin and does anyone think Kansas can win this football game?

Not A Damn Person on Earth!

In 3 seasons as the head coach at Kansas David Beaty’s records are…

Overall: 3 – 30

Big 12: 1 – 23

….and KU still has to play this season:

At Texas
Oklahoma
At Oklahoma State

Turn out the lights because the party is way Damn over in Lawrence for David Beaty!

Butch Jones, Tennessee vs. Missouri – We have been hearing a Helluva lot of interesting info coming out of East Tennessee about who might be the next head coach of the Tennessee Vols with that info going like…

Jon Gruden will or has already been offered the Vols head coaching job

….and right now there are about 5 coaches on the list in the #2 slot if Gruden turns UT down and maybe takes another NFL head coaching job.

The most hilarious thing this week in SEC Football is that Tennessee Football is…

12+ point underdogs

…to a Mizzou Football Team that has a head coach in Barry Odom who in 2 seasons has a record in SEC play of…

3 – 10!

LOL-Freaking-LOL!

Barry Odom, Missouri vs. Tennessee – Barry Odom has won 3 straight games over 3 pretty weak teams in…

Idaho
UConn
Florida

…to raise Mizzou’s record to 4 – 5 on the season and this Saturday’s game against a collapsing Tennessee team is a MUST WIN for Odom because a loss in this spot would be nothing short of a…

Complete Freaking Disaster

…and Barry Odom’s ass will be nothing short of a Roaring Forest Fire!

Todd Graham, Arizona State vs. UCLA – We checked in with our contact in Tempe again this week and the word on Todd Graham’s future at Arizona State is that he needs…

7 Wins

…in 2017 to return to coach the Sun Devils next season and now at 5 – 4 with these games left to be played…

At UCLA
At Oregon State
Arizona

…beating UCLA on Saturday is just flat-out a MUST WIN for Todd Graham!

Jim Mora, UCLA vs. Arizona State – To really understand how bad things are for Jim Mora at UCLA in Jim’s last 25 games coaching the Bruins his record is…

9 – 16

….and fired UCLA head coach Rick Neuheisel’s record in his last 25 games in Westwood was…

10 – 15

….and Rick’s ass got run right of town so Mora would be held to the same standard….right?

Well…one would hope so!

UCLA is now 4 – 5 on the season with games left against…

Arizona State
At USC
California

….and that sure the Hell looks like a losing season to us especially if the Bruins lose to the Sun Devils in the Rose Bowl on Saturday!

 

 

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Post Week 10 Coaches Hot Seat Rankings – Please Let Us Introduce the Man That Needs No Introduction…Mr. Johnny Cash! Give These Hot Seat Coaches Hell Johnny! – Thank You Mr. Cash!

Post Week 10 Coaches Hot Seat Rankings

Please Let Us Introduce the Man That Needs No Introduction…Mr. Johnny Cash! Give These Hot Seat Coaches Hell Johnny!

Thank You Mr. Cash!

1. Kevin Sumlin, Texas A&M – It’s hard to know exactly where things went wrong for Kevin Sumlin at Texas A&M but then if Johnny Manziel had been kicked of the Aggies football team for the Horseshit that Johnny was up to a few years back and it seems like is still up to today would Sumlin have ever posted that…

11 – 2

…record in 2012 and beaten Alabama in Tuscaloosa?

No…not a chance in Hell and when you take out that first season of Sumlin’s at Texas A&M which included an overall record of 11 – 2 and a SEC record of 6 – 2 one finds what one would expect to find for a place like Aggies Football over the past FIVE seasons:

Kevin Sumlin: 2013 – 2017

Overall: 38 – 23 (.623)

SEC: 18 – 20 (.474)

We remind everyone that the above records over the past FIVE seasons were posted at TEXAS A&M where any Damn Moron can win 7+ games a year and you have EVERYTHING you could possibly want to win a Helluva lot of football games so in reality the story of Kevin Sumlin in College Station in the end will be…

Johnny Manziel for a couple of seasons…and not the Hell much else!

One thing we noticed this year watching Texas A&M football games were the announcers almost bragging about how Kevin Sumlin was, “playing a lot freshman” as if for some reason the Aggies in Sumlin’s FIFTH year on the job don’t have….

Any Damn Upperclassman To Play

…which may in fact be the story of what has been going on at A&M and as we look down the Aggies Football roster today in early November 2017 we cannot help but think…

Where in the Hell did all those great players that Kevin Sumlin recruited to Texas A&M go?

On top of all of the above with the loss to Auburn on Saturday Kevin Sumlin’s record against Power 5 Conference Schools at Kyle Field now stands at…

9 – 14

….and guess who those 9 wins are over?

Missouri
Vanderbilt
Mississippi State x 2
Arizona State
South Carolina x 2
UCLA
Tennessee

Anyone willing to hazard a guess how many of the above teams had winning records in the years that A&M beat them at Kyle Field?

THREE!

It seems obvious now that Kevin Sumlin will be fired before December arrives with the 5 – 4 Aggies having games left against…

New Mexico
At Ole Miss
At LSU

…and it will be Damn Fascinating to see who they hire to replace Sumlin because the folks at Texas A&M like the folks at Florida haven’t exactly been hitting it out of the park in hiring head football coaches in recent years!

If we were the AD at Texas A&M we would offer Virginia Tech head coach Justin Fuente…

$7M a year for 6 years

…and see if he could be lured to College Station to take on the challenge of coaching + winning in the SEC.

2. Butch Jones, Tennessee – After four straight losses Tennessee finally got a win on Saturday against a Southern Miss team that just lost to UAB which raises the Vols record to 4 – 5 on the season with games left against…

At Missouri
LSU
Vanderbilt

….which us looks like at least 7 losses in Jones FIFTH year in Knoxville which came in the wake of former Tennessee Vols great Antone Davis claiming as he resigned a position with the University of Tennessee that

Davis claimed he suffered “constant intimidation, bullying, and mental abuse” from Butch Jones and that he resigned from UT because of the “hostile work environment.”

As we try to imagine Butch Jones bullying Antone Davis when anyone here at Coaches Hot Seat would have kicked Jones Precious Damn Ass if he had tried that with us in the process teaching Butch a few things we learned in the US Navy we cannot help but wonder just what in the Hell is going on…and has been going on…for the last five years in Knoxville?

Football is a tough sport…it’s a rough sport…it’s not a sport for the weak-hearted, but there’s no excuse for Butch Jones bullying ANYONE and if the above is true just for that Bullshit if it actually happened Jones ass should have already been fired and no doubt in our minds eventually Jones will be fired and it will be very Damn interesting to see if any other schools hire Jones which we have to think his agent Jimmy Sexton has been working the phones on for a few weeks now.

It’s just our humble opinion after watching Butch Jones over the past few years at Tennessee and talking to the good folks in East Tennessee who have seen the Jones era first-hand…

We wouldn’t hire Butch Jones to wash our cars

…even though we acknowledge that Jones is a decent…not good…not great…but decent football coach who is a solid recruiter but is also very average at getting a lot out of the recruits he gets to the school he is coaching.

We haven’t a Damn Clue what’s next for Butch Jones or Tennessee Football but it’s going to be a Damn interesting hire to coach the Vols next and UT AD John Currie better Damn get this hire right because there will be no second chance if he messes this up and it will be a Total Disaster if we are right back in this same spot in a couple of years with the Vols coach’s ass back on the Hot Seat!

3. Mike Riley, Nebraska – Mike Riley is a nice man…Blah..Blah..Blah..but Mike Riley is also an Average Football Coach who has an overall college record of..

112 – 96 (.538)

….at Oregon State and Nebraska and still to this very moment we cannot for the life of us why there was ANYONE on Earth that believed Mike Riley was the right coach to replace Bo Pelini in Lincoln!

Hell…if the AD of Nebraska had come to us as President of the school and said he was going to hire Mike Riley as the head coach of the Nebraska Cornhuskers we would have told him…

“Not only are you not hiring Mike Riley to be the next head coach at Nebraska but your ass is now fired because you are clearly a Damn Moron Son!”

Now…if Mike Riley called Coaches Hot Seat tonight and told us he really needed “X” done that did not involve taking his ass off the Hot Seat…

We would do it as fast as humanly possible

….because Riley is the kind of guy if you were really in trouble a person you would go to because Mike is going to the best of his ability help you and get your ass on the down the road into a better place. In the end being a good human being is a Helluva lot more important than being a winning football coach but then Nebraska has had some Helluva Great Human Beings…

Bob Devaney
Tom Osborne

…who won a Helluva lot of football games and we have no doubt if the folks in Lincoln put their minds to it they will find another Great Football Coach + Helluva Human Being to lead their football team again soon.

Our opinion on what is going to happen at Nebraska after Mike Riley is…

Scott Frost will or already has gotten around a $6M a year + 5 years offer from Nebraska which if Frost turns down will lead the folks in Lincoln to offering their head coaching job to current Wyoming head coach Craig Bohl who played and coached for Tom Osborne at Nebraska and is a Helluva Football Coach winning THREE straight FCS National Titles at North Dakota State.

If we had to guess today it would be that Scott Frost takes the Florida head coaching job and Craig Bohl is hired at Nebraska and both schools will have made a Helluva upgrade on the football coaching front!

4. David Beaty, Kansas – With the Kansas home loss to Baylor on Saturday David Beaty’s records in THREE season as the head coach at KU now stand at…

Overall: 3 – 30

Big 12: 1 – 23

…and the 1 – 8 Jayhawks still have to play…

At Texas
Oklahoma
At Oklahoma State

Got 1 – 11 KU?

Is Kansas Football any better today than it was when David Beaty took over in 2015?

No…in fact..it could be argued that KU Football is worse today because in Two-And-A-Half seasons coaching Kansas Chubby Charlie Weis won…

6 Football Games

…and more than likely David Beaty is going to win…

3 Football Games

…in 3 FULL years on the job!

Here’s a Pro Tip for the folks at the University of Kansas:

Hire A QUALIFIED HEAD FOOTBALL COACH this time folks!

Geez…we actually had to write the above line out! What a time to be alive!

5. Bret Bielema, Arkansas

Really Bret Bielema?

39 – 38 win over Coastal Carolina Son?

Here’s who Coastal Carolina had lost to in 2017 before playing Arkansas:

Texas State
Appalachian State
Arkansas State
Georgia State
La. Monroe
Western Illinois
UAB

Arkansas State beat Coastal Carolina by the score of…

51 – 17

…on October 14 of THIS YEAR and it took a Damn Miracle for Bielema’s Hogs to beat the Chanticleers…what the Hell is a Chanticleer anyway….and this is Bielema’s FIFTH year on the job at Arkansas in the NINTH Damn game of the 2017 season!

Call the Hogs alright…Call the Damn Hogs to Haul Bret Bielema’s ass out of Arkansas and back north of the Mason-Dixon line…and take AD Jeff Long with him…because a few more weeks of this Horseshit and the Arkansas Football program is going to cease to exist!

Let’s check Bret Bielema’s records now after that BIG win over the Chanticleers!

Overall: 29 – 31

SEC: 11 – 26

Oh…4 – 5 Arkansas still has to play this season games against…

At LSU
Mississippi State
Missouri

Please…someone in Arkansas…for the Love of God and the Pillsbury Dough Boy…put a fork in Bielema…he’s done folks!

Ditto for AD Jeff Long = Fork!

6. Kliff Kingsbury, Texas Tech – With the overtime loss to a mediocre Kansas State team on their home field Kliff Kingsbury and Texas Tech are 4 – 5 on the season and it seems the folks in Lubbock have had their fill of the Kingsbury-era:

Texas Tech, Kingsbury face reckoning after stunning loss, Don Williams, Lubbock Avalanche-Journal

Shaken Confidence: Mediocre Kingsbury era should end with loss to Kansas State, Nicholas Talbot, Lubbock Avalanche-Journal

Who can blame the fans of Texas Tech Football when Kingsbury is sitting on records of…

Overall: 28 – 31

Big 12: 14 – 29

…which is Below Damn Average for what we would expect of ANY head football coach at Tech and thus it seems with these games left to be played…

Baylor
TCU
At Texas

…the Kingsbury era is effectively over already and for God’s and the Pillsbury Dough Boy’s sake….someone in West Texas….put a fork in Kliff…he’s done!

Word is that Kliff Kingsbury has a $6 million dollar buyout for no Damn logical reason which just makes perfect Damn sense in this…

Age of the Damn Idiots in AD Positions Everywhere One Looks!

7. Lovie Smith, Illinois – Last week we asked everyone at Coaches Hot Seat the following question:

“If you were the AD at Illinois a couple of years ago and you were asked to draw up a list of 100 coaches to be the next head football coach of the Illini would Lovie Smith have been on the list?”

NO ONE here at Coaches Hot Seat said that Lovie Smith would have been on their list of 100 coaches to be the next head football coach of the Illini a couple of years ago and yet…

Lovie Smith is the head coach of the Illini Football team

..and Smith after the loss to Purdue on Saturday is sitting on records of…

Overall: 5 – 16

Big Ten: 2 – 13

…and the 2 – 7 Illini still have to play this season games against:

Indiana
At Ohio State
Northwestern

Please…someone….anyone…why is Lovie Smith the head coach at Illinois?

8. Jim Mora, UCLA – Evidently when you are on a four game losing streak one of the best things that can happen to you is see the UCLA Bruins on the schedule next and luckily for the 4 losses in a row Utah Utes they did get to play UCLA on Friday night and the score of that game was…

Utah – 48
UCLA – 17

With that loss to Utah Jim Mora’s Bruins are now 4 – 5 on the season with still games to be played against…

Arizona State
At USC
California

….and from where we sit that looks like a another losing record for the Bruins in 2017 and for Jim Mora that would be TWO straight losing seasons in Westwood and in Mora’s last 25 games the Bruins are now…

9 – 16

…which is a winning percentage of…

.360

….but then this is UCLA we are talking about here so..

We Are Average As Hell and Proud Of It!

What went wrong for Jim Mora at UCLA?

There’s a lot we could write in this spot to answer that question but in our humble opinion the Bruins have had plenty of talent to compete and even win the Pac-12 the last SIX seasons under Mora but in the end having to work and play for a…

Pompous Arrogant Ass

…like Jim Mora was just too much for the UCLA Football program to overcome. Some schools are so strong and some football coaches are so good they can overcome being a…

Pompous Arrogant Ass

…and win a Helluva lot of football games but that’s not going to happen at UCLA and certainly not UCLA under Jim Mora who had made a lot of unforced errors on and off the football field in the last SIX years that will ultimately lead to his firing in Westwood either this year or next.

9. Larry Fedora, North Carolina – The best news for Larry Fedora and North Carolina this past week was that they had a bye so they couldn’t…

Get Their Asses Whipped on the Field

…which no doubt will happen a couple more times this season with the 1 – 8 Tar Heels still having to play games against…

At Pitt
Western Carolina
At NC State

Considering the University of North Carolina and North Carolina Athletics just got away with….

Decades of Massive Academic Fraud

….let all good folks hope and pray that…

North Carolina Football is Totally Destroyed in the Coming Years

….to make up for the NCAA’s lack of punishment for what is in our opinion…

The Most Corrupt Collegiate Athletic Department in the History of Collegiate Athletics in America!

10. Kalani Sitake, BYU – With the loss to Fresno State on Saturday night BYU’s record on the season now stands at 2 – 8 and head coach Kalani Sitake’s record in TWO seasons on the job is…

Overall: 11 – 12

….which at a place like BYU is nothing short of a…

Total Damn Disaster

…and the Cougars still have to play games against…

At UNLV
UMass
At Hawaii

…which are all 3 very losable football games!

Maybe Kalani Sitake can get things turned around at BYU after this disastrous to date 2017 season…and maybe he cannot…but either way one has to wonder how long BYU will stick with Sitake who had no head coaching experience when he took over the BYU job which has seen the Cougars take a major step backwards in Year 2 which is always a very troubling thing for head coaches since few head coaches last long-term when they go backwards in Year 2 from Year 1 and in Year 1 BYU posted a record of…

9 – 4

 

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16 CFB Head Coaches Facing MUST WIN Games in Week 10 Whose Coaches + Teams Need To Take It To the Limit!

16 CFB Head Coaches Facing MUST WIN Games in 2017 Who’s Coaches + Teams Need To Take It To the Limit in Week 10!

Thanks Randy!

Jim Mora, UCLA vs. Utah – It’s bad enough that Jim Mora is 9 – 15 in his last 24 games coaching the UCLA Bruins but now Jim is fighting ESPN commentator and former Washington Husky QB Brock Huard who made some accurate comments about Pretty Boy Bruin QB Josh Rosen and here comes a game at Utah…which is having a Helluva lot of problems itself….for the 4 – 4 Bruins who may not get to a .500+ season and a bowl game for the second straight year.

How many games will UCLA win out of its last 4 games?

At Utah
Arizona State
At USC
California

Our guess 2 games which means the Bruins might just get their coveted 6 wins in 2017 and when you get 6 wins at UCLA which is…

Average As Hell

…at most places BUT you are Golden in Westwood because after this is…

UCLA we are talking about here = Average As Hell and Proud of It!

Gus Malzahn, Auburn vs. Texas A&M – This is very simple for Gus Malzahn on Saturday against Texas A&M:

Gus Malzahn and his Auburn Tigers cannot lose this game because with these games left to be played…

At Texas A&M
Georgia
La. Monroe
Alabama

….a loss in this spot with the Dawgs and Bama still on the docket and that looks a Helluva lot like…

7 – 5

….to us for Auburn in 2017 and we have been told by someone on The Plains we trust that…

“Anything less than 9 wins and Gus Malzahn is DONE at Auburn and one of those 9 wins better Damn be over Georgia or Alabama!”

Kevin Sumlin, Texas A&M vs. Auburn – Not only can Gus Malzahn not afford to lose the games to the Aggies on the Saturday Kevin Sumlin and his A&M team just flat-out…

CANNOT Lose to Auburn!

We have had the feeling for awhile now the that money folks in and around Texas A&M Athletics have had their eye on one particular coach to replace Kevin Sumlin if Sumlin didn’t…

“Meet Expectations”

…in 2017 and from where we sit “Meet Expectations” is…

9+ Wins

…and the Aggies now at 5 – 3 on the year still have 4 games against…

Auburn
New Mexico
At Ole Miss
At LSU

…and since A&M would have to win out the rest of their games to get to 9 wins it doesn’t take Sherlock Holmes to understand that a loss to Auburn on Saturday and the Kevin Sumlin era in College Station will end shortly after the Aggies play LSU in Baton Rouge on Saturday, November 25.

Don’t Lose to Auburn Son!

Barry Odom, Missouri vs. Florida – Mizzou head coach Barry Odom has had some luck go his way the last couple of weeks with that luck primarily being that the Tigers got to play doormats…

Idaho and UConn

…in the middle of the 2017 college football season which raised Mizzou’s record to…

3 – 5

…on the year and Odom got some more luck this past week when now former Florida head coach Jim McElwain went running like a Damn Coward from the Gators head coaching job…in our opinion Jimmy…which leaves Florida with Randy Shannon as the interim-head coach which may end up being bad luck for Odom and the Tigers since Shannon might actually have the Florida football team ready to play on Saturday!

With these games left on the schedule for Mizzou…

Florida
Tennessee
At Vanderbilt
At Arkansas

…we have been told by a bird that if Odom win less than 2 of the remaining 4 games there’s a better than 50 – 50 chance his ass gets run out of Columbia in late November.

No…don’t lose to the Florida Gators on Saturday Barry Odom…Son!

Lovie Smith, Illinois vs. Purdue – With the Illini’s loss to Wisconsin last week that drops Lovie Smith’s record at Illinois now to…

Overall: 5 – 15

Big Ten: 2 – 12

…and the Illini are 2 – 6 on the 2017 with these games left to be played:

At Purdue
Indiana
Ohio State
Northwestern

Hell….if Illinois doesn’t beat Purdue on Saturday the Illini will not win another game in 2017 and finish at 2 – 10 and the Lovie Smith era at Illinois will then be nothing short of a…

Complete and Total Disaster!

Don’t lose to Purdue Lovie!

Derek Mason, Vanderbilt vs. Western Kentucky – It seems like it was only yesterday that Vanderbilt was 3 – 0 and playing Alabama in Nashville on CBS Sports but after the Tide whipped the Commodores by the score of…

59 – 0

….Vandy has now lost 5 straight football games to be 3 – 5 on the year with a CRITICAL game on Saturday against Western Kentucky that Vanderbilt head coach Derek Mason can just flat-out..

CANNOT LOSE!

With…

Kentucky
Missouri
At Tennessee

…to finish the year for Vandy after Western Kentucky as loss in this spot and there’s little chance that the Commodores will be returning to a bowl game this season and for Damn sure if that doesn’t happen Derek Mason’s ass…

Will Be on a Roaring Hot Seat!

David Beaty, Kansas vs. Baylor – Just look at these Win/Loss numbers for Kansas head coach David Beaty in 3 seasons at Kansas:

Overall: 3 – 29

Big 12: 1 – 22

Kansas Football is now 1 – 7 on the 2017 season and have left to play in 2017…

Baylor
At Texas
Oklahoma
At Oklahoma State

…and if the Jayhawks lose to a winless Baylor team on Saturday at home they will finish this year at….

1 – 11

….and No One In Kansas or Across College Football Will Give A Damn!

What a Damn Shame….but then when you hire coaches that are clearly NOT qualified to be the head coach of a school in the Big 12 what else would one expect to happen?

What a Crying and Disgraceful Damn Shame Kansas Football is today!

Matt Rhule, Baylor vs. Kansas – Maybe the Baptists that run Baylor University will let the football program run wild for years will allow the current head coach Matt Rhule to win very few games and also get his ass kissed…like they kissed Art Briles Precious Ass for years….but we here at Coaches Hot Seat will sure the Hell not do that since we were raised by Americans and when your ass is…

0 – 8

…on the season your ass is on the Hot Seat!

Baylor is now 0 – 8 in the first year under Matt Rhule and the Bears got their asses whipped last week by Texas by the score of 38 – 7 and we are getting a whiff of…

A Team Totally Quitting

…and if Baylor loses to a Totally Damn Hapless Kansas team on Saturday it will be confirmed…

The Bears Have QUIT on their head coach Matt Rhule!

Let’s all see if the Bears Totally QUIT on Saturday as we expect them to do and lose to Kansas!

Kliff Kingsbury, Texas Tech vs. Kansas State – We never thought Kliff Kingsbury would win big as the head coach at Texas Tech but we did think he would have .500+ records by his SIXTH year on the job but right now Kingsbury is sitting on Win/Loss records of…

Overall: 28 – 30

Big 12: 14 – 28

….which we would label as…

Below Damn Average

….and we don’t know many head coaches at Power 5 Conference Schools that can survive for long being…

Below Damn Average!

Texas Tech at 4 – 4 on the season has left to play in 2017….

Kansas State
Baylor
TCU
At Texas

…and anything less than 2 more wins in the last 4 games and the Kingsbury era at Texas Tech will come to an end before December 1 arrives on the calendar and even if Kingsbury goes 6 – 6 in 2017 that will still be…

Below Damn Average

…for Texas Tech Football!

Jimbo Fisher, Florida State vs. Syracuse – A few years ago someone that has known Jimbo Fisher for a couple of decades now told us about Jimbo….

“Forget LSU…if Jimbo Fisher ever leaves Florida State it will be for Auburn.”

The above makes sense considering Jimbo coached at Auburn under Terry Bowden but would Auburn want Jimbo Fisher now who has a football team in a Total and Complete Meltdown in 2017 with a 2 – 5 record with still a few tough games left on the board against…

Syracuse
At Clemson
Delaware State
At Florida

Hell…if FSU loses to Syracuse on Saturday they will more than likely end up with only 3 wins on the board in 2017 and this is a team that coming into this season had won under Fisher…

61 of their last 70 games!

What’s gone wrong for FSU in 2017 besides losing their starting QB against Alabama in the opening game of the season?

Try some Very Average Football after the Alabama game thru the Duke game and then some Disgraceful Football the last two weeks against Louisville and Boston College which could turn into a…

FSU Team Totally Quitting on the year if they lose to Syracuse on Saturday!

Don’t let your 2017 Florida State football team QUIT Jimbo…not if you are planning on winning a Damn thing in 2018 Son!

Mark Stoops, Kentucky vs. Ole Miss – Mark Stoops has been cruising along winning a lot of close games at Kentucky in 2017 and the Cats are 6 – 2 on the year but they still have games against…

Ole Miss
At Vanderbilt
At Georgia
Louisville

…and a loss to Ole Miss on Saturday with 3 more losable games still left on the schedule and Stoops might just wake-up on Monday morning with his ass back on the Hot Seat so Mark Stoops…

Don’t Lose to Ole Miss Son!

Luke Fickell, Cincinnati vs. Tulane – Cincinnati is paying head coach Luke Fickell a Helluva lot of money….

$1.9 Million Dollars A Year

…with a current buyout of…

$9.1 Million Dollars

…which is AMAZING when one considers that Fickell did very little as interim head coach at Ohio State in 2011 and now Fickell is 2 – 6 in his first season with the Bearcats and they still have to play in 2017….

At Tulane
Temple
At East Carolina
UConn

….and if Cincinnati did lose in New Orleans to Tulane on Saturday Fickell is going to find his ass on a…

Roaring Hot Seat

…of EPIC proportions come Monday morning!

Don’t lose to Tulane Son!

Bret Bielema, Arkansas vs. Coastal Carolina – We cannot imagine Arkansas losing to a Below Average Coastal Carolina football team that is without its head coach Joe Moglia in 2017 so all we have to say about this is…

Don’t Lose To Coastal Carolina Bielema

…especially with these games left to end the season after CC for the 3 – 5 Hogs:

At LSU
Mississippi State
Missouri

Will Arkansas even get to 6 wins in his FIFTH year on the job when Any Random Stumble Bum could easily win 6+ games in his FIFTH year coaching the Hogs?

Who knows and there’s the problem with Arkansas Football today and it’s our opinion that there are people working for the University of Arkansas right now that…

Burn Down the Entire State of Arkansas just to avoid having to admit they are WRONG!

Yes…there are Pompous Arrogant Asses and then there are folks like Arkansas AD Jeff Long who in our opinion believes that he spun up the Universe and everyone should get down on their knees and kiss his…

NEVER worked a day in his life in the Real World Precious Ass!

Most…no make that EVERY…company in America if you have hired…

Bobby Petrino – Damn Disaster
John L. Smith – Damn Disaster
Bret Bielema – Damn Disaster

…you are ass would have been fired long ago but then Jeff Long works for the University of Arkansas where…

We Are A Total Damn Disaster and Proud Of It!

Butch Jones, Tennessee vs. Southern Miss – The Tennessee Vols are…

3 – 5 Overall

0 – 5 in SEC

…in 2017 and we are not quite sure why Butch Jones is still employed in Knoxville considering his records now stand at…

Overall: 33 – 26

SEC: 14 – 23

….which is certainly You Ass Should Be Fired Worth at a place like Tennessee and we are guessing that Jones and Vols AD John Currie are just playing out some kind of crazy string that no one with a working brain can possibly understand over these last four games…

Southern Miss
At Missouri
LSU
Vanderbilt

Memo to Tennessee AD John Currie: Don’t mess up this head coaching hire Son or your athletic director career will be over before you turn 50 Son!

Jim Harbaugh, Michigan vs. Minnesota – Jim Harbaugh is now coaching in a Knife’s Edge at Michigan where one bad loss could send Jimmy and Blue spiraling out-of-control and a loss to a Very Average Minnesota team at home is the kind of bad loss that could blow the whole Damn thing up in Ann Arbor!

Now at 6 – 2 on the year and still having to play these games…

Minnesota
At Maryland
At Wisconsin
Ohio State

…that looks like a record of 8 – 4 for Jim in his THIRD year on the job which is…

Average As Hell

….at Michigan Jimmy!

Don’t lose to Minnesota Son!

Todd Graham, Arizona State vs. Colorado – Since the end of the 2014 season Todd Graham is now sitting on a combined record over the past THREE seasons of…

15 – 18

…and the now 4 – 4 Sun Devils better Damn find at least 3 more wins for their head coach or Todd Graham is going to be out of a job come December.

With these games left to be played…

Colorado
At UCLA
At Oregon State
Arizona

….and having to win 3 of their last 4 games do you think beating Colorado is a MUST?

You bet your ass it is!

Kalani Sitake, BYU vs. Fresno State – BYU got their MUST WIN over Hapless San Jose State last week and now the 2 – 7 Cougars have games left against…

At Fresno State
At UNLV
UMass
At Hawaii

….and if head coach Kalani Sitake has any plans on getting to a .500+ record in 2018 or even being the head coach at BYU in 2018 he better Damn have his team playing hard down the stretch in their last 4 games against teams that even an AVERAGE BYU Football team would have a decent chance of sweeping….the 2017 BYU team…might Damn lose all 4 games left on the docket!

 

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Jim McElwain Fired at Florida – Post Week 9 Coaches Hot Seat Rankings – Give These Hot Seat Coaches Hell Johnny Cash!

Jim McElwain Fired at Florida

Having known many University of Florida alumni for 30+ years we have a Helluva lot to say about the firing of Jim McElwain at Florida but the bottom-line is that…

Jim McElwain’s Unbelievable Unimaginable Over-The-Freaking-Top Arrogance

….got Jimmy’s ass fired at Florida and here’s a tip for everyone out there whether you are in coaching or in ANY kind of job for that matter….

If you are going to be a Pompous Arrogant Ass Know-It-All Who Believes He/She Spun Up the Universe

…then you better Damn be Very Damn Great at your job and if a football coach win a Helluva lot of football games and championships!

Jim McElwain was done in by his own Damn Arrogance and that’s one of the oldest stories in human history going back to the dawn of time.

Memo to Jim McElwain: Drop the Pompous Arrogant that you are God’s Gift to the Earth already…we have plenty of those folks already in this world and one less would be a Very Damn Good Thing Jimmy!

Post Week 9 Coaches Hot Seat Rankings

Give These Hot Seat Coaches Hell Johnny Cash!

Thank You Mr. Man in Black!

1. Butch Jones, Tennessee – Since beating Georgia on a last second Hail-Mary play on October 1, 2016 last season which left the Vols at 5 – 0 and on top of the SEC East Division Butch Jones Tennessee football team has posted a record of…

7 – 9

…in the last 16 games and the Vols could easily be 1 – 7 in 2017 after razor thin wins over Georgia Tech and UMass this year.

A 7 – 9 record at almost all schools in the SEC will quickly put your ass on the Hot Seat and headed for a sure-fire firing but these are interesting times at Tennessee where it seems that Butch Jones is going to both be forced to walk the plank and then pushed overboard by the UT Administration with a long pole just as he reaches the end of the board!

With games left against…

Southern Miss
At Missouri
LSU
Vanderbilt

…for the 3 – 5 Vols there is a decent chance that Tennessee will have a losing record in Jones FIFTH season on the job and that’s unacceptable at Vanderbilt so for Damn sure it’s unacceptable in Knoxville!

As all college football fans saw this past weekend the difference between Winning and Losing is many times is very small and if there is one thing we would point to that has been the difference between Tennessee losing so many close games under Butch Jones it has been Jones unique ability to cast doubt in Vols players minds if Jones knows what the Hell is doing or not, often by Jones own comments in public, and there is nothing that weakens a team more than one or more of the team members having any doubt all about their leader.

In many ways Butch Jones is a terrific case book example of how a coach SHOULD NOT handle the media and certainly a college head football coach, if he knows what the Hell he is doing, knows how to properly handle the media which just like with football players requires many different ways to handle different members of the news media. The number one rule of a public official such as a head football coach at a high profile school like Tennessee is…

Don’t Shoot Yourself in the Ass

…and Butch Jones has shot himself in the ass so much the last five years by saying so many Damn stupid things and having such an almost paranoid view of the news media, especially the news media in Knoxville, as if they were out to get him it was inevitable that Butch would work himself to his current spot which is…

A Roaring Fire Under His Ass

….and 97% chance or better that Jones will either be coaching at another school in 2018 or be out of coaching all-together!

2. David Beaty, Kansas – It’s as obvious that the wind blows in the state of Kansas that David Beaty should have never been hired as the head football coach at Kansas nor in our opinion had David Beaty ever done anything in his coaching career up to when he was hired at KU to have EARNED the right to be the head coach of a Big 12 school but then now….Kansas also hired Charlie Weis who we wouldn’t hire to shovel shit so in some ways David Beaty was a step-up from Chubby Charlie!

With the loss to Kansas State on Saturday David Beaty’s records at Kansas now stand at…

Overall: 3 – 29

Big 12: 1 – 22

…and the Jayhawks still have to play this season games against:

Baylor
At Texas
Oklahoma
At Oklahoma State

Best Case Scenario Kansas beats Baylor at home on Saturday and then loses its last three games to finish at…

2 – 10

…in David Beaty’s THIRD year on the job and if that’s acceptable in Lawrence then those folks are beyond help and need to be committed to the nearest insane asylum!

3. Lovie Smith, Illinois – With all the mediocre to bad head coaches in the NFL there might be an opportunity for Illini head football coach Lovie Smith to return to the pro game in the near future because there’s not a chance in Hell that anyone at Coaches Hot Seat thinks that Lovie should be coaching college football and Smith’s records at Illinois of…

Overall: 5 – 15

Big Ten: 2 – 12

….prove that as do the Illinois recruiting classes which according to Rivals.com in 2017 was…

#48

…behind Duke, Oregon State, Iowa State, and Rutgers and the Illinois current recruiting class in 2018 which according to Rivals.com is ranked…

#69

…behind Syracuse, Wake Forest, Kansas, UCF, Navy, Army, Western Kentucky, Rutgers, Iowa State….well you get the idea which is in homage to Larry David…..

Pretty…Pretty…Bad!

2 – 6 Illinois still has to play in 2017….

At Purdue
Indiana
At Ohio State
Northwestern

…which to use looks like 3 or even 4 more losses which would be a record of 3 – 9 or 2 – 10 which is following a record of 3 – 9 last season!

Lovie Smith had the respectful record of…

81 – 63 (.563)

…in coaching the Chicago Bears for 9 seasons which included one trip to a Super Bowl and three trips to the Playoffs and if we were Lovie Smith we would have our agent talking to NFL clubs about potential head coaching job opportunities because from where we sit this college gig is going to end one way and one way only…

Lovie Smith getting his ass fired!

4. Kliff Kingsbury, Texas Tech – For someone making $3.5 million dollars plus a year Kliff Kingsbury isn’t exactly lighting any fires in West Texas putting up records of…

Overall: 28 – 30

Big 12: 14 – 28

…..in FIVE seasons at Texas Tech and in fact instead of lighting fires Kingsbury has been a bucket of cold water for the Red Raiders who again are fighting just to get to a .500 record in 2017.

Now at 4 – 4 on the season after the loss to Oklahoma Kingsbury and his Texas Tech football team still have to play games against…

Kansas State
Baylor
TCU
At Texas

…and one has to think that even at Texas Tech when you are…

Average As Hell

….your ass will eventually get fired….right?

RIGHT!

Just by comparison the previous two head coaches at Texas Tech, Mike Leach and Tommy Tuberville posted a combined record in Big 12 play of….

56 – 50 (.528)

….which means Kingsbury took over a pretty good football program in Lubbock and Kliff has posted a winning percentage in Big 12 play of…

.333

….which is nothing short of a Total Freaking Disaster for Texas Tech Football!

5. Bret Bielema, Arkansas – It’s not an admirable thing that in his 59 th game as the head coach at Arkansas….

Which was a MAJOR football program in the SEC when Bielema took it over

….that you have to come storming back to barely beat an Ole Miss football that had its head coach run out of town before the season and even with that win Arkansas is still sitting on a record of 3 – 5 with still games against:

Coastal Carolina
At LSU
Mississippi State
Missouri

This looks to us like a final record of 4 – 8 or 5 – 7 for Arkansas in Bret Bielema’s FIFTH year on the job when by all rights the former head coach of a team in the Big Ten that took his team to three Rose Bowl games should really be hitting his stride and competing for the SEC West and yet….

It took a last second field goal to beat an Ole Miss team had its coach get run and will most certainly have a losing season in 2017!

As one of our Arkansas-alum buddies from Ft. Smith, Arkansas told us on Sunday about the current state of Arkansas Football:

“There are some folks up in Fayetteville that would rather burn down the entire football program and university than admit they were wrong.”

Amen to that brother…Amen to that!

6. Jim Mora, UCLA – Just how bad have things gotten at UCLA after the Bruins loss to Washington on Saturday?

In UCLA’s last 24 games under Jim Mora the Bruins have posted a record of…

9 – 15

…and UCLA still has to play in 2017 games against…

At Utah
Arizona State
At USC
California

…which at best we see the 4 – 4 Bruins splitting which would be a .500 record but is a .500 record in your SIXTH year on the job acceptable at UCLA

Well actually now…we are talking about UCLA Football here where .500 records will keep your ass employed for a Helluva long time because in case you didn’t know it…

UCLA = Average As Hell and Proud Of It!

7. Mike Riley, Nebraska – How bad has the football gotten at Nebraska?

The NEBRASKA CORNHUSKERS needed a last minute touchdown to beat PURDUE on Saturday and fans of Nebraska Football were actually surprised that the Huskers got the win over a PURDUE team that just lost to RUTGERS!

Yes…that’s the world we live in today where they throw a party in Nebraska when they beat Purdue in the last minute and now the 4 – 4…Yep…4 and Freaking 4 Cornhuskers get to go play games against..

Northwestern
At Minnesota
At Penn State
Iowa

….and if Nebraska plays its BEST football they will get to 6 wins in 2017!

Woo-Freaking-Hoo!

With that Nebraska win over PURDUE Mike Riley’s record in Lincoln now stand at…

Overall: 19 – 15

Big Ten: 12 – 10

….which with 34 games on the books puts Mike Riley’s overall winning percentage at Nebraska is…

.558

…and former and fired Nebraska head coach Bill Callahan…how in the Hell did Bill Callahan get hired at Nebraska is still a shocker to the core…had a winning percentage after 34 games of…

.618

Oh…just for kicks Bo Pelini’s winning percentage after 34 games at Nebraska was…

.706

Yep…if the folks in the Great State of Nebraska are thrilled about beating PURDUE in the last minute then we congratulate you because you are now just like UCLA Football…

Average As Hell and Proud Of It!

8. Kevin Sumlin, Texas A&M – One really has to wonder how Kevin Sumlin could allow a football team like Mississippi State that got its ass whipped by Georgia and Auburn on the road to come into Kyle Field and whip the Hell out of his Aggies by the score of 35 – 14 when Sumlin knew his ass would be on the line if A&M lost to the Bulldogs by just one point…instead the Aggies just flat-out…

Got Their Asses Whipped

…by the Bulldogs which makes us really wonder:

Just what in the Hell is Kevin Sumlin doing to earn that $5 Million Dollars A Year because for Damn sure he didn’t seem to bother to get his team ready to play a home game against Mississippi State!

You are making $5 Million Dollars A Year Sumlin…is it too Damn much for fans of Texas A&M Football to expect you to…

Have Your Damn Team Ready To Play Football?

Kevin Sumlin now has a record at Kyle Field against Power 5 schools of..

9 – 13

….which is a stadium where Texas A&M should next to NEVER lose a football game to any team not named Alabama is something that is impossible for Sumlin nor anyone else to explain and now the 5 – 3 Aggies have to finish the season against…

Auburn
New Mexico
At Ole Miss
At LSU

Talk about a game that the outcome of will more than likely decide the future status of the two coaches this coming Saturday’s game of Auburn at Texas A&M is…

Losing Coach Is Going To Get His Ass Fired For Sure

…which should make for great TV viewing but which no doubt will be miserable for both Hot Seat coaches Gus Malzahn and Kevin Sumlin who with a loss will put their ass in a totally untenable situation that can only be avoided by doing one thing…

Winning the Damn Football Game!

Memo to Kevin Sumlin: This time Son how about getting your Texas A&M Football team ready to play against Auburn! Is that really too much to ask since after your ass is making…

$5 Million Dollars A Year?

Geez some of these coaches are getting away with Bullshit + Mediocrity that wouldn’t be tolerated in ANY company in America with workers making $40,000 a year!

9. Larry Fedora, North Carolina – Yes…there is a GOD and that GOD has evidently decided that since the NCAA doesn’t give a Damn that the..

University of North Carolina

…wouldn’t bother to monitor the academic activities of their student athletes….i.e…UNC athletes were involved in…

Massive Academic Fraud

….that then North Carolina Football should totally crater and that’s exactly what has happened to the now 1 – 8 Tar Heels who will hopefully go straight into the bowels of Hell and be…

Totally Destroyed

…before all is said and done and let’s hope that UNC will get its ass whipped in their last three games against..

At Pitt
Western Carolina
At NC State

Hell…even this North Carolina team will be able to beat Western Carolina but then a record of…

2 – 10

…is a Total Damn Disaster and it couldn’t happen to an athletic department at North Carolina that is full of…

Worthless Bastards

…that in our opinion allowed Massive Academic Fraud to go for decades and did NOTHING!

Please God….Destroy North Carolina Football and Basketball because for Damn sure the NCAA wasn’t willing to do their duty while at the same time opening the door for other schools to commit….

Massive Academic Fraud

..and when all that Massive Academic Fraud goes before an NCAA Committee the schools will just say…

“Look at what you let North Carolina get away with!”

Go To Hell North Carolina and the NCAA too for that matter!

10. Todd Graham, Arizona State – Todd Graham just wadded up and tossed into the trash those two nice wins over Washington and Utah with ASU’s disastrous performance against USC on Saturday night and now the 4 – 4 Sun Devils will have to play some great football down the stretch to save their head coach’s job who needs 7+ wins to hang onto his job with games left against…

Colorado
At UCLA
At Oregon State
Arizona

Since we haven’t a clue which Arizona State team will show up to play in the above last four games we haven’t a clue what the Sun Devils will finish at this season but we would recommend this to Todd Graham…

Win 3 of your last 4 games Son or it’s….

…for you Tempe!

 

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